Dan Johnson

US Army Major, OIF/OEF/OIR Veteran. Oak Lawn Park Commissioner. All opinions are my own.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@adamcarolla

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@rickygervais Make a Martini.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@adamcarolla ‘Windy City Heat!?’

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This is legitimately one of the shittiest movie lists I have ever seen. If I had a White House theater at my disposal, I'd at least watch something good.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@EODHappyCaptain We drank all of the liquor, including premium Champagne, on our flight from Chicago to Korea in 1999.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@EODHappyCaptain I’m the 3 but I have the 4 set up.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

Hey @adamcarolla. Listened to nothing but podcasts the last 2 days. Stopped into a steakhouse for a martini and they have a live band. Hope you are safe from the fires.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@adamcarolla

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

A man voluntarily providing hot dogs and snacks to fire fighters fighting the fires in Los Angeles was harassed by the local Health Department as he wasn't licensed to sell food.

Seriously. You just can't make this up....

#CityLife #NoControlledBurns #losangeles #california #fire #PacificPalisades #urban #FailedState #safety #water #LAFD #statism

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@elonmusk Go on the @AdamCarollaShow to discuss. It will be the biggest podcast in history.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Amazing real love?

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Update: Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected. If anyone has any coordination in process for meals, supplies, etc for LA, reach out to me, we will provide as much food to deliver and arrange supplies as well.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@elonmusk You should go on the @AdamCarollaShow to discuss.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@adamcarolla

[@amuse @amuse]

DEI = DIE: Los Angeles has made history by appointing its first female, LGBTQ+ fire chief, aiming to expand recruitment efforts to attract more women and LGBTQ+ individuals into the firefighting profession. Thank God.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@realDonaldTrump needs to wear Morning Dress for his inauguration. @elonmusk let the Boss know.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@adamcarolla

[𓅪 @alfiyastic]

me after watching #SquidGame2 ending at the cliffhanger and wasting 7 hours of my time only to get nothing in return

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@EODHappyCaptain They won’t even travel to a different bar that’s 2 blocks from their regular bar.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@EODHappyCaptain Better than raw chicken at the DFAC.

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

I’m at a bar that did a different drum beat behind ‘Take Me Home’. Also, ‘Got My Mind Set on You’ it’s the worst repeated song. @alyankovic did a great parody.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Why every StarWars film has the wrong name

[Dan Johnson @danielrjohnson]

@denisleary I will work on your new show for free to make sure the uniform standards are accurate. Army Vets get taken out of the story when the uniforms are wrong. Thanks for what you do for the Firemen.