stay cooking up. U of L Fan/Stud. rah rah TKE. chess and puzzle aficionado. food and beverage connoisseur. professional luxury traveler. stop and smell the 🌺
boss: you failed your drug test
me: there were poppyseeds on my bagel
boss: so what about the weed and amphetamines
me:
boss:
me: it was an everything bagel