MIKE-ael

Rambunctious individual. Can say the alphabet backwards. Riddles connoisseur. Can bench press 60lbs (as of 10/20/2023). #Hooper

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

How yall doin??!

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

Vodka Red Bulls, 1st Half Unders, Good Vibes Only, All Heart… #ThisIsMarch

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

A reply from the Purple People?!?

Let me tell you folks, this guy here is special.

Single handily peer pressured me into some of the best days of my life. Forever grateful to the man behind the screen

#UNCAshville #PonyPicks

[LouCityPurplePeople @LouPeople]

First Tweet from Mike Swank in years:

Why is Swank Important to Lou City?

Swank is famous for getting insanely piss drunk with me at the University of Evansville campus during an exciting 1-0 preseason friendly loss vs. (Da Ole) Saint Louis FC

Top 5 Louisville City Day

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

Just realized I haven’t tweeted since 2024. Hand up, accountability on me.

#UpdatesToCome

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Almost started the wave today. Was pretty cool. #GoReds

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

93.3 MPH MISSLE FROM ELLY

@ellylacocoa18

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#NewProfilePic

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C’mon man do the griddy @ochocinco

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@therealjuicyj Juice it Juicy, Whatchu got

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

@danabeers Chilito, extreme cheese, double steamed… add a hot dog, noodles, sour cream, and onion.

Thank me later. Coming from an ex-professional skyline chili emporium dish washer

#ZillionBeers

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

@danabeers Graeters!

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@Nati_Sports Late to the party but Deltha O’neal

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I’m a man of my word.

Joe Burrow jersey giveaway details ⬇️

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 7, 2011: Coastal Carolina head football coach David Bennett: “Be a dog. We need more dogs.”

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

@BigToneHere You da man Tone! Thanks for looking out

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

When she hears you work as a UPS Driver

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

On a side note, why isn’t Goetta an everywhere breakfast?

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

@BarstoolBigCat Abell brothers!

[MIKE-ael @whoDISitsSWANK]

@ggmuskie @TheBengalsWire The fumble was one thing. Stuff happens.

Putting the bengals organization on blast is a core memory of mine and for that he shall not be forgotten.

Best of luck to him in retirement