Daniel Baldwin

Owner/operator at The Schlocketeer (@schlocketeer) Caster of pods. Disciple of film and all things horror.

[DiabolikDVD.com @diabolikdvd]

Is this supposed to be the devil's nose? What is that ? I can recommend some good graphic designers if Paramount needs one

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Cool World #FridayFeeling

[Daniel Baldwin @DanielWBaldwin]

@DavidLeninhawk @ViewerAnon It seems the likeliest candidate at this stage, unless Regal has cut a deal with a third distributor for those.

[Matt Berry @porksmith]

‘The mood is right..’

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

I hereby apologize to the apparently ENORMOUS army of crafters. I'm about to be assassinated with tchotkes and souvenir paperweights. #TheLastDriveIn #GhoultideGetTogether

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Eddie Van Halen holds Fred Durst at gunpoint until he returns his guitar equipment (2002)

[Daniel Baldwin @DanielWBaldwin]

@ViewerAnon Nothing, as it's already been released. The genie is out of the bottle and can't be put back in, at least as far as the pilot is concerned.

But if you want to be morbid about it, they might save a lot on payment deals if they junked the rest of it.

[Daniel Baldwin @DanielWBaldwin]

@ViewerAnon Good. It's time for Adonis to have his own proper nemesis.

[Foywonder @Foywonder]

If you look in a mirror and say "Zaslov" three times a Discovery+ executive appears behind you, takes your mirror away, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do but tweet about it.

[Daniel Baldwin @DanielWBaldwin]

@bradmiska @FreddyInSpace Neither in fiction nor in real life. Everyone must be perfect at all times.

[Brian Collins @BrianWCollins]

Fuck off

[Tash @TashoftheFuture]

This tweet caused Sony to lose millions of dollars, it belongs in a museum.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Surely these are unrelated.

[Daniel Baldwin @DanielWBaldwin]

@Garebear__11 @patrickhwillems Gray just started shooting another film, so I can't see how he would be in the running if they want the replacement to be almost immediate.

[Brian Collins @BrianWCollins]

If Tarantino is gonna claim Kill Bill is his 4th film (making Death Proof his fifth) then he really should get off his ass and put the Whole Bloody version out in the world. Otherwise, no. Kill Bill *Volume 1* is his 4th film, and Volume 2 is his 5th.

(Birthday never counts)

[VyceVictus @VyceVictus]

Thinking about the part in that Transformers movie where they said Harriet Tubman was part of the Autobot Alliance or whateverthefuck

[The Schlocketeer @schlocketeer]

The ever-awesome @brandoncliff is co-hosting a double-feature themed podcast with me! The subject matter? Exploitation films! It will be launching soon, so we'd love it if you could give us a follow...

[The Losers' Club®: A Stephen King Podcast @LosersClubPod]

Cast Nicolas Cage in a Stephen King movie.