I was driving to work when some kid that was waiting for the bus tried to race me, all his friends were watching, so I decided to be nice and slow down so he could win. Then I realized that I just looked like a creepy guy driving slowly next to an elementary schooler.
#SteveIrwin was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s #GoogleDoodle sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.