Daniel Woolhouse

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@Brady_H MDMA

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

A day he'll never forget.

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@jonkalis 10 pints of Guinness and a Chinese.

[Tommy 🙋🏻‍♂️ @ProudlyPastoral]

Me waking up this morning

[Tom Davis @BigTomD]

MURDER IN SUCCESSVILLE @chris_kammy

[alex @kirbxbt]

Summary of my daily TL

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I was just informed that I won "nigga of the month". I am extremely honored to have won this award. I want to thank all of my niggas!!!

[Matt Everitt @matteveritt]

Russell Crowe’s wolf in Gladiator was WELLARD? The range of that dog. Remarkable.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I present to you the greatest volleyball point ever. I don’t know who the one young lady is but she sure as fuck showed up with Mamba Mentality …

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bull Elephant in musth smells tourist!😳

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand."
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun."
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet. 😁😁

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

This is class 😂❤️

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@karunchandhok @scottdixon9 @dariofranchitti @F1MikaHakkinen I think if you bring rallying into the equation it’s definitely Finland. But Scotland run them close otherwise. Kiwis need to pull their finger out.

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@bryan_johnson You’ll be farting well today.

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@BStulberg Good sense of humour.

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@LarAtLarian Don’t think you’re on your own there. I went from BG3 to DD2 and did exactly the same.

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@brady_h They’ve had a good innings and I’ll miss them dearly.

[James @james_briggsy]

A guy did the London Marathon and had a different wine at each mile! That’s something I can get onboard with

[Daniel Woolhouse @DanielWooly]

@Pandapoops84

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

This is definitely the "Catch of the Day"! 🎣⚾️😉