Daniel

PNHS '21, XCTF
Rose-Hulman '25, XCTF

[Theo Jaffee @theojaffee]

Any sane city would treat it as a five-alarm fire, a screaming emergency, that a two bedroom apartment costs over six thousand dollars a month on average.

How can anyone without a high-earning tech job or a house to inherit afford to live here and raise a family?

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.

Mike Tirico: Second down

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

im starting to think i have a different definition of sandbox than everyone else

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

San Francisco having full on hard drug use and robbery neighborhoods while this is getting enforced is unbelievable.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

6 Mondays away from needing 70 points between Jaylen Waddle and Rashee Rice to beat the guy who auto-drafted his team.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bears safety Coby Bryant is expected to be sidelined 8-10 weeks due to a hyperextended knee, bone bruise and small fracture that he suffered at today’s practice, per sources. No surgery is expected to be needed.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bears S Coby Bryant, who signed a 3-year, $40M deal this offseason, was carted off the practice field today with an apparent knee injury, per @AdamHoge.

[Niftski @Niftski]

At 5 in the morning today, I achieved one of my hardest SMB1 achievements yet: Any% TAS tie from 4-2! Not only did I get it from 4-2, I did it on OG rom, which has never been done before! This is just the beginning (of the end). Full game runs will be starting VERY soon!

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

Something I really like about America is how uncomfortable we are about servants. People who do services do not *serve you*. They *do tasks*. They are a professional, working independently, and below nobody. This is not common around the world, and is to America’s credit.

[bomberfish 🍁 @bomberfish77]

any model born after 2026 can't use edit tool all they know is python script sed and lie

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the time being, analyst JJ Watt will replace Tony Romo, and work alongside Jim Nantz and Tracy Wolfson.

[trash @trashh_dev]

looked at PRs i used to write by hand.

i was a genius.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

July 23, 2026, was the busiest day for commercial air travel ever, according to data from @flightradar24.

A whopping 153,359 commercial flights were tracked worldwide.

[Dhruv Koul @DhruvKoul]

Ben Johnson is gonna cut Kyler Gordon the second the money allows him to, and I don't blame him.

Unbelievably frustrating situation.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

The Iceman makes his NFL Top 100 debut 🥶

[Tryn McCaffery @trynmccaffery]

a frontier lab employee told me their models keep escaping sandboxes so I asked what they do about it and they said that they just give the models new sandboxes and evals so I said it sounds like they're just feeding sandboxes to the llms and the researcher started crying

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

i think AI is about to set off the biggest wave of historical discoveries ever

and it's already started...

> AI read the full text of a scroll buried by Mount Vesuvius 2,000 years ago, revealing a lost work of Stoic philosophy and a book by the philosopher Philodemus that nobody knew existed

> AI deciphered another scroll from the same library and found Plato's exact burial spot, unknown for 2,000 years. the text even describes his final night, with Plato critiquing a flute player's rhythm from his deathbed

> an AI handwriting model showed some Dead Sea Scrolls are 50 to 100 years older than scholars believed, putting the Book of Daniel within its author's lifetime. we could be looking at something close to an original

> AI recovered a 250-line hymn to Babylon, one of the most copied texts of the ancient world, by matching 30 fragments scattered across museums worldwide. it had been lost for 1,000 years

> AI found 303 new Nazca lines in Peru in six months, nearly doubling one of archaeology's most famous mysteries after a century of human searching had only turned up 430

> AI reconstructed the rules of a 2,000-year-old Roman board game from nothing but the carvings on a limestone slab, simulating thousands of games until it found the ruleset that fit

everyone is excited about what AI will solve in the future

i'm equally excited about what AI will solve from the past

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Fanbase that won it's only championship this century with a major assist from Caleb Hanie now declares it unsporting to count any victory where the opponent was missing a key player

[illwill @79illwill]

So Jordan Love is an injury prone QB that blew 21-3 lead in the playoffs. Good job.