Dani Allan

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

The best part about being married is having access to an endless amount of big cozy boy hoodies all the time 👌🏽

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Fall this year is already so pretty 🍁🍂🌲

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

To me, there's absolutely nothing more unattractive than a white person using the n word. Talk about ignorance.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

This is good because I suck at running but hey at least I'm trying, right?

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Winston was super into conference this morning.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

No but for serious if I could somehow put all my clothes inside my dodge neon and drive them all into the lake I'd be much better off.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Let me tell you something about being married as a college student. You have no money for clothes so you look like a troll.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

I guess me and my sister are actually the same person. 👭🍩🍪🍦

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Deciding what to make for dinner every night is the hardest!

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Cutest

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Oh yeah and I'm going over my data right now to tweet this because #priorities

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Now I've been on the phone all day with ups. 😒😒😒😒😒😒

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

The plot thickens. My building was locked so they couldn't even deliver it.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

I just paid an arm and a leg to over night a router so we can finally have internet.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Really need to get my shiz together today

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

If you have a piano does that make you a pianist? No. Just the owner of a piano. If you have a camera does that make you a photographer? No.

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

And to actually charge $ for these "photo shoots" put real professionals that have spent years of learning and lots of $ out of business...

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

If I see another teenager with a "photography" instagram... A nice camera means nothing... #judgmentaltweetoftheday

[Dani Allan @daniferrron]

Hahahahahahahaha when people think they get to decide when we have kids... 😂😂😂😂