Dani G

Imperfections are beauty, madness is genius, silly is better than boring 😉

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Is there a higher frequency of stupid on here today or did I just get a good night's sleep and I can recognize it?

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

They’re gonna ban Super Bowl parades before they ban any guns.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office.

Oscar nomination goes to … Ken.

#Barbie  #Oscars2024

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Dani G @danig627]

@Beachbody My Ultimate Reset kit was missing the Revitalize supplement required for Phase 3. I spoke to customer service on 1/11 and the told me they would expedite the shipment. It just shipped today and I start Phase 3 on Monday. What do I do?

[Pin Young 🎙📽🎻🏳️‍🌈🌊 @PinYoungActor]

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

[Fernbrook Elementary @fernbrooknj]

All of us at Fernbrook want to congratulate Ms. Melody on being named the 2020-2021 Teacher of the Year! We are so grateful to have Mrs. Melody as part of our awesome Fernbrook Family! @DawnMelody2 @mtelischak @mjscott23 #RandolphSchools

[Dani G @danig627]

👇🏻

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

FEEL THIS ONE

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Dani G @danig627]

remember what class looked like?

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

[Dani G @danig627]

@ZMyersOfficial lol i think my neighbor has asked me for everything but...i’ll ask her for the sugar, set this whole thing right 🤞🏻

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Your Daily Affirmation:

I recognize that I, like all humans, am flawed, and our forgiveness and tolerance of one another's flaws is the measure of our humanity. That doesn't mean you should be a dick about it.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

It’s not a sexual “preference,” Judge Barrett. A preference is something you choose. I’ll give you and example: “I have a preference for non-radical, non-fundamentalist justices on the Supreme Court.” Are we clear?

[Dani G @danig627]

@TheAuthorGuy dizzy the cat is on prozac. she gives zero f*cks

[Dani G @danig627]

👇🏻 can’t retweet this enough 👇🏻

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Sometimes being a decent person can be difficult.

[Crazy RxMan @CrazyRxMan]

Why do people use the phrase "So you want me to die?" when I'm unable to fill their refill right now? I don't want you to die. I just want you to suffer.

[Dani G @danig627]

@ShaunT 👇🏻