Dani Sand

got my head in the clouds but my gravity's centered✨

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

Sometimes I like to go on OfferUp and compliment people on their furniture pieces and then I try to convince them to keep them

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

The only explanation I will accept for HBOs re-re-re-brand is that they keep forgetting their password and can’t reset it because they also don’t have the password that email.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Pedro Pascal as mushrooms.

A thread.

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

Anxiety sucks. Panic attacks suck. Nice people who hug you and support you no matter what goooooood.

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

This is probably going to break my Mexican mothers back BUT my mental health will always be my first priority and no job will ever be worth the stress.

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

My dog is my valentine💗

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

It’s about that time of year where I rewatch Friends for the 1039463729 time🙃

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

I get to see @AFI tonight at my old stomping grounds and everyone should be jealous!!!

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

I won’t spend money one new shoes but I’ll spend $200 on new address numbers🤪

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

Banning abortions won’t stop them from happening. The only thing will is men getting vasectomies so snip snip motherfuckers✂️✂️

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

@GregAbbott_TX Idk you really shouldn’t knock it till you try it… but then again, you’ll never need one bc you don’t have a uterus soo really you shouldn’t have an opinion.

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

The US Supreme Court can suck a fat dick

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

@OtterClam Idk about y’all but I’m just here to incubate some bb otters🦦

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

@takoa__ @OtterClam I have no friends soooo @sandiegozoo @OtterBox @NASA 🙃

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

@OtterClam isn’t even live yet and it already has my heart🥺

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

BRING BACK COUCH CO-OP GAMES!! I just want to play video games with the people I love😭

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

Showing my dad how Twitter works #HungryForMore

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

Don’t you hate it when you find a new video game but already committed to plans😩

[Dani Sand @daniisand_]

I’m already tired tomorrow