Dani Jellsen

Just here for the bants. 🇪🇺 living in 🇬🇧

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @StuRobbo09

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@shouldhaveanima @StuRobbo09

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@DKB_de ich kann mich nicht im Internetbanking anmelden aufgrund von ‚technischen problemen‘, dadurch kann i ich mein neues Handy nicht registrieren. Any help?

[Mahad @0xmahadtweets]

@InternetH0F Bear with me, I am not good at this

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@shouldhaveanima @StuRobbo09 omg 😍 💙

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@NoContextHumans @StuRobbo09

[Giulio Mattioli @giulio_mattioli]

Maps showing Germany (or German-speaking countries) being exceptional in Europe: an ongoing THREAD

1. The lowest share of homeowners

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

barbara was highly relatable

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@DKB_de ich habe mein Passwort vergessen, wenn ich ein neues anfordere werden mir falsche Kontaktdaten angezeigt. Wie kann ich ein neues Passwort bekommen?

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@DKB_de Ich habe ein neues Handy, und nun funktioniert die Gesichtserkennung nicht mehr, ich weiß meine Anmeldedaten nicht. Wie kann ich mich einloggen? Danke

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@StuRobbo09 @shouldhaveaduck I’m duck, you’re tiger

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@StuRobbo09 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Whyyyyyy

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@StuRobbo09 @fasc1nate Stop it 🥹🥹

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@StuRobbo09 @fasc1nate Whaaaaaat

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@DetroitRedWings @StuRobbo09 🥹

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@StuRobbo09 @romankemp Oh noooooo! ☝🏼

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it’s like you can’t even admit to sexual assault and human trafficking in multiple countries anymore without being cancelled by the woke mob

[Dani Jellsen @danijellsen]

@NoContextBrits @StuRobbo09 beautiful country

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself