Dánika W

The game
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[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Companies when they make $7 billion in profits and you ask for a raise

[Gaurang @GaurangAlat]

buying dinner for my girl call that angel investing

[🧚🏿‍♀️ @laurai_]

Sorry when ppl say the pros of having kids is to give your life purpose it gives LOSER!

[Sell Side Pleb @sellsidepleb]

How do I make an investment banking salary but ski all year

[່ @p2oum]

can a rich person just give me 500 like Omg u dont need it

[✮ @istgnolimit]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[pilu⸆⸉ | ATENDIO AL DEMONIO 🇦🇷 @pilusway]

amo el sudoku

[🦢 @loungingmee]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[lucila @luugonzalezz_]

una relacion heterosexual funciona bien cuando la mujer actua como lider de regimen totalitario

[Gabriela de Queiroz @gdequeiroz]

A small request for conference season: please stop letting Claude design all your slides. We can tell. They all look the same.

[luizi @meninaicarly]

Presenciei um nascimento no ônibus

[xayosoa @xayosoa]

having a job is basically getting paid to remain calm around mfs i would never voluntarily speak to

[culture @notgwendalupe]

27 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw asked Big why didn't he pick her instead of Natasha, after he married the latter one

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

Solving math problems on mirrors and windows

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

September 30th October 1st

[D🤎 @xodarianesq]

Why did I choose a profession that feels like having a never ending supply of homework

[amir @blumenfeld]

I’ll accept these TERMS, but there’s no way in hell I’m allowing these CONDITIONS.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

payday is such a beautiful 20 minutes.

[miri @mishtimere]

everybody makes pilates seem so girly girl pretty pink coquette aesthetic cutie pie and in reality its like training for the military

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato