danillu

always there, rarely here.

[St Mel's Campsie @StMelsCampsie]

What a beautiful message from a wonderful teacher...

[Stefanie Sgroi @stefaniesgroi]

my love @danillu87 http://t.co/ZVo7YYGp

[danillu @danillu]

Sundays go by like a fat kid sitting in front of a fried mars bar. Mondays, at the rate of a fat kid sitting in front of a bowl of broccoli.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.

[danillu @danillu]

Dipped biscuit into tea & it fell in. Opposite is equally frustrating. When biscuit doesn't absorb tea. Why do #badthingshappentogoodpeople

[danillu @danillu]

Battery's on 19% but charger is in the kitchen. I am in bed. That's 2 metres too far. FML. Why do #badthingshappentogoodpeople

[danillu @danillu]

Having to get up a moment earlier than necessary because the person next to you is scared they'll miss their stop. #firstworldproblems

[danillu @danillu]

I hate it when I walk into the kitchen and there are no coffee mugs. It puts my entire morning off. #firstworldproblems

[danillu @danillu]

Listening to @stefaniesgroi sing Kanye & Jay Z's niggas in Paris. #thatshitcray

[danillu @danillu]

Boss: This place needs a handbook on common sense. For example, don't step in front of a bus. It will hurt.

[danillu @danillu]

You'll find us chasing the sun.

[danillu @danillu]

Boss: What would you say when you get to heaven? Dani: I think there's been a mistake.

[danillu @danillu]

Turning tables.

[danillu @danillu]

We can collide... at full speed.

[danillu @danillu]

This guy's on fire. On approaching women: I'm just there, reckless and bam, it's done! #thingsnottosayinpublic

[danillu @danillu]

Same tool on train: The only thing I hate about coloured hair is colour coordination. I'm very colour coordinated. #thingsnottosayinpublic

[danillu @danillu]

Tool on train on how he has swag. Dropping that you work at Costco and bought a D&G watch with your discount doesn't constitute swagger.

[danillu @danillu]

But Mr Smith, if 'morally bankrupt' GS employees didn't exist neither would @GSElevator - and we can't have that! http://t.co/WRTO5YIY

[danillu @danillu]

@stefaniesgroi tack Tuesday? I can only assume this means 1 of 2 things. Taco Tuesday or Tacky Tuesday. I hope it's the latter.

[danillu @danillu]

Bangarang! Do you feel good?