Dani

It's safe to assume I was being sarcastic

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How your email finds me @CatWorkers

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If women’s sports has one hater, it’s the ACL

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Where are Steve Kornacki’s khakis?!?!

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If it’s in front of me today, I will eat it.

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NYtimes is so wrong for this

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I may not have a boyfriend but I have a concept of a boyfriend

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@NWSL @sandiegowavefc @weareangelcity @CBS @GooglePixel_US But it’s actually not showing anywhere. Do better for your fans.

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Maybe don’t make @weareangelcity play during a full on rave next door…@NWSL

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I volunteer as tribute. I will be president.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The Democratic Party leadership that did nothing to try to stop Biden from running again should never live down the shame

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This game should be postponed someone’s going to get seriously hurt #uswnt

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Frustrated that everyone on Love Blind is a Republican but also proud of liberals for knowing better, ya know.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

RED IS ISRAELI BOMBING

BLUE IS CIVILIAN HIGH CONCENTRATION AREA

THIS IS A GENOCIDE

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I’m annoyed about Greta and Margot too but maybe we should focus more on the impact their work had on the world and less on who a random group of people you’d never want to grab a beer with anyway picked for their kickball teams.

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@evgonetwork test

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Okay but maybe they were just preparing for next years NYC marathon? #TunnelJews

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Yesss Happy new year earthquake!

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Please respect my rage at this time 😭

[Angel City FC @weareangelcity]

Always part of the ACFC family 💪🖤
Thank you, @smccaskill_7.

[Dani @danimahrer]

Love that South African accent on a representative that left one apartheid state for another…

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Israeli representative blames a CNN producer's family for being killed in Gaza.

Tapper: “Where are they supposed to go?”

[Dani @danimahrer]

Smith plays the 9, Smith gets a goal, duh.