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[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have tums in your bag “for emergencies”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Being a girl is so jam packed with activities. Ur so busy all the time. Play farming game, move from couch to bed, drink water, move from bed to couch etc. Nobody talks about it though

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

[pj @pjayevans]

Sometimes I will want to die but other times I am Drinking a coke and smiling

[432 Hz @NolwaziMbongwe]

I have a theory that God is water but I need to be high to explain it .

[Brady @pebbut]

describe your spotify wrapped to me using only a picture of your boobs

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

So it turns out other people got that weird as hell virus that made you basically unconscious for a couple days? Because that is one of the strangest illnesses I’ve *ever* had.

[pj @pjayevans]

You are not supposed to drink when you’re pregnant because the baby isn’t 21

[jame @kloogans]

shotgunning a can of spaghettios and screaming as soon as i walk into walmart so everyone knows the alpha is in

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

First date idea I diagnose you with autism

[Barstool Pokes @BarstoolOKST]

Imagine losing 49-0… not us

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.

[Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein]

Good morning, we have tots.

[cherry marie @cherry_maries]

im soo small and tiny i fell into the bong and they smoked me :(

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

a girl callin you bestie feel like an uppercut from prime Mike Tyson

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

[galyy🪞 @galileaaortizz]

she’s a 10 but she unbuttons her pants everytimeee she eats

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

seIf care is officially over im back to doing drugs