Dani Macri

You don't make friends with salad.

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

@Macys My shipment arrived both missing items and damaged. No answer on the phone. No answer in DMs. No email address to contact. Considering just disputing the charge on my credit card at this point.

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

@Oblivionus

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

Um oh hey what's up twitter you exist

[Zach Seay @zach_seay_]

When you're against twin incest but find yourself rooting for an aunt and nephew tandem... #GameofThrones

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

The Trumpster quote #1
#ANewJeersToast https://t.co/qZQEGU18r6

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Nonsense like this signals that Republicans will make it harder for people of color, the elderly, immigrants, young and poor people to vote. https://t.co/Hd7CFVaDsh

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Well, I haven't sexually assaulted anybody, or told them they are going to die by genocide, so not really https://t.co/MIcTEwUPwr

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

@tjarby2015 Trump is a nightmare.

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

@BAS_News Save these penguins! https://t.co/bqYoniEh68 #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #badtouchbadtouch

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

https://t.co/Pb2w2iwdqY

[Dani Macri @danimosity]

Tickled to be the 13,485th backer on @BackerKit for Bring Back MYSTERY SCIENCE TH... | Thx @MST3K! https://t.co/7sjBW6IQzY

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a DC TV box from @FunkoDCLegion!

[April Richardson @Apey]

I am not joking in any way shape or form when I say it never even occurred to me that it was possible for David Bowie to not exist anymore

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test
ME: ok
COP: lets get taco bell
ME: no
COP: text ur ex
ME: no
COP: ok ur good

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
this one idiot ewok tripped and got a bucket stuck on his head
uncle lando goes "look, ben! it's you!"
he is the literal worst

[filmsbyamy.bsky.social @filmsbyAmy]

Hankering for a handlebar? #ConeyIsland Beard & Mustache competition is Sat! http://t.co/6OjZKqq7yC @coneyislandusa

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Best photo bomb in @thexfiles history! @davidduchovny @MitchPileggi1 @BarackObama