Dani Phillips

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@FranceskAlbs @ertzaintzaEJGV Evil person

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@BBCMOTD Blimey. What’s her beauty regime? It’s brilliant

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@zondanemesis Nisht for me

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

The reason Israel keeps doing well at Eurovision is not that the Israeli government is good at marketing. The Israeli government is, on most days, one of the worst-marketed states on earth. The reason Israel keeps doing well at Eurovision is that millions of people across Europe are watching the same news that other Europeans watch, reading the same op-eds, watching the same celebrities pose in keffiyehs, and have decided, quietly, that they disagree.

https://t.co/WgTPXjMbvZ

[Bury Council @BuryCouncil]

Result from Pilkington Park
1️⃣Shadman ZAMAN - Reform UK
2️⃣John Joseph MALLON - The Labour Party
3️⃣Peter John FREEMAN - The Conservative Party Candidate

For all the latest results follow along at:
https://t.co/fhg2CgUKhx

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@Israellycool @Mish_K_ The Twattim

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@realrabbilinda @Nespresso Love your work

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@ZackPolanski Struggling to shlep any nachas @ZackPolanski

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@Andy_T_ @OurFightUk too

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@AliAbunimah @JGreenblattADL Eh?

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@Mish_K_ Surely mullah fukkas?

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@0321K9 @Mish_K_ It has to be the Loch Lomond, for volume reasons alone

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@normAL219 You win

[Norm @normAL219]

🚨 UK EMBASSY STAFF TOLD TO LEAVE GORTON & DENTON 🚨

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@Mish_K_ Art scroll?

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@JChimirie66677 @Never_Again2020 I’m really not sure about that zip-up

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

@KateEmerson88 @Guy_online__ Cunt

[Mish @Mish_K_]

Jews can't even agree on how to spell Chanukah, what on earth makes you think we could control the world?

[Dani Phillips @daniphillips]

Now for dinner