Dani

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Two girls at a middle school in central Florida were waiting in a bathroom, planning to overpower 15 smaller students, kill them with knives and drink their blood, authorities say https://t.co/79747fujHI

[Cambi Brown @CambiBrown]

Going into this King’s season like I do with all my romantic relationships, low expectations

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Instagram is great because otherwise I wouldn’t know how many parties I wasn’t being invited to.

[han @hannahhhhxoxo]

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Friday’s are chill

[vee @veggie_delight]

Me, a bad person: wow I am such a good person

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Jason: I brought you something
#TheBachelorette

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

We love you Demi Lovato ❤️❤️

[Dani @danivombaur]

@beegroovy_

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Why are Wednesdays so much more stressful than every other day? 🤦‍♀️

[Dani @danivombaur]

My aunt just called pot brownies “space cakes” and now I know why I am the way I am

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

L O L

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

i only love my bed and my seinfeld im sorry

[Dani @danivombaur]

@beegroovy_ https://t.co/L5qLsnKebB

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Favorite @Drake song.

[Dani @danivombaur]

I can get agave in my drink but I can’t get a straw wtf #sandiego

[Dani @danivombaur]

Shoutout to @beegroovy_ for being my calculator IRL

[Dani @danivombaur]

@leeshyyyy @beegroovy_ https://t.co/IiZdjk6lkU

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I wanna have sex but i loose my breath Soo fast 😩😩😩🤭🤭🤭

[Dani @danivombaur]

Jonathan is my gay Jesus #QueerEye2 #yassqueen

[Boy Kelley @boykelley]

The problem with binoculars is everyone can see you using binoculars.