Dani

she/her

[Dani @daniweiny]

Me telling Musicnotes that my sheet music did not print successfully

[Dani @daniweiny]

@GraysonSamuels (Not an idiot)

[poogbot @poogbot]

"IS IT the thought that counts?" -Kate
"Nope. Nope!" -Jacqueline

[Dani @daniweiny]

@TheLilyLester “It”

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bout to have the best sleep of my life

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[Dani @daniweiny]

have never purchased tix so fast

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

tickets: https://t.co/OfTc8MpyrB

[Dani @daniweiny]

@TheLilyLester Amazing and under appreciated tweet 🫡

[poogbot @poogbot]

"The motif of women pulling other women into the kitchen to talk is huge for me." -Kate

[Dani @daniweiny]

@TheJennyLester Wait

[Dani @daniweiny]

@TheLilyLester gross AND prohibited !?!?!

[Lily Lester @TheLilyLester]

summer is here and the body positivity movement is dead

[Dani @daniweiny]

Saw Company tonight—someone socked poor Patti in the actual head with a bouquet of flowers while she was bent over bowing at curtain call and I call that Act III

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

She's going to win the Jimmy Awards this year.

[Dani @daniweiny]

I used to think the girl scouts made the cookies okay relax

[Dani @daniweiny]

@earl_hadtodie I’m just really not on board with the phrase “milked almonds”

[Dani @daniweiny]

@_khleopatra ofc

[Dani @daniweiny]

The guy at LabQ just said “it must’ve been tough in middle school with that last name” and then proceeded to CRACK himself up

[dean @deanevangeliou]

it’s her time