Dan

Mentally unstable, according to the 'experts'

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@SkySportsNews Done by Christmas

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@realmadrid taking the defeat well, true sportsmenahip #BAYRMA

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Well done @BBCNews for putting your on screen banners over the top of the spacecraft landing, could only see parachutes

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7 cars out of the grand Prix with technical faults. Not one caused by a crash. These cars are shite #ChineseGP

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Sick of hearing Crofty saying "half a megajoule" #ChineseGP

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Great win today against @ChelseaFC not sure where the 8 minutes came from

[Dan @danjhurst]

Unlucky in the end, but playing against one of the best teams in Europe.
My god, if Lewis Hall doesn't make this world cup squad, Tuchel needs sacking, that lad was unreal tonight, and has been most of the season.
#NEWBAR #NUFC #Barcelona #LewisHall

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Wow Port Vale, what a great result and I'm not just saying it because it's against Sunderland and a Geordie scored the winner 😉, but this is what the FA Cup is all about.
#FACUP #Portvale #SAFC

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@RejectedBook I've seen this pic 20+ times today. The time is cut off because it's at 94:33, 4:33 into the +5 stappage time. This banter is embarrassing

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@UTDEmma_ @AdamJoseph In fairness everyone has beat Man Utd over the last 10 years. It's not fun anymore

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIIIITED 😍

[Dan @danjhurst]

@BBCBreakfast the crew are just going to work. No one should have to put up with that in their workplace. It's embarrassing to be a Brit when you see this

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@wincynufc @LadbrokesCare @Ladbrokes 😂😂😂 it's not even that much money, they are just pissing me off and it's principal now.

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@TheVillaWatch Trying to win the league 🤣🤣

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@LadbrokesCare You need to follow me so I can DM you

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@Ladbrokes I was on Eye of Horus and lost credit doing exactly the same. No clear way to talk to anyone on the app

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Stoppage time in the #BRELIV match

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Remember #SobontheTyne hahaha
#AstonVilla
@AVFCOfficial 🤣🤣🤣

[Dan @danjhurst]

@realDonaldTrump rectum bites

[Dan @danjhurst]

@SpursOfficial doing all possible to stop @Arsenal having any hopes of the title.
#LIVTOT