Dan Towns (A196687)

Lover of all this things cycling, parkrunner, Climber, Skier, Occasional Triathlete, Daddy to Sophie & Alice, working on Middleware & Integrations at Lboro Uni

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@GreenJimll @alecedworthy https://t.co/leRu6eFtyp

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is Brexit

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@GreenJimll That's actually footage of me popping to the shop for some milk #IfOnly

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Our political system operates as if honesty doesn’t matter.

We’re calling on all MPs to own up to their mistakes, and for there to be consequences when politicians choose not to.

📋 Add your name 👉 https://t.co/oT1CT3eWs2

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@Bulgenen We did wonder if you'd been the craft fair. We are just up the road from the furnace towards Ashby, you probably drove by us. If you you're out this way again give us a shout

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@GreenJimll It looks a bit drafty, it will be better once you've got the roof on and the walls up. When will you be on Grand Designs?

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@Bulgenen @WiteWulf If we'd known you were near by you could have called in for a cuppa. We just moved to Moira so you were not far from us at all. If you ever come over to Hicks Lodge, Moira Furnace or something else out this way feel free drop us a line and we'll put the kettle on

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Behold a video thumbnail which is a shot from the video where I’ve just finished building a jigsaw puzzle of that thumbnail. https://t.co/UdGwfDfs8l

(No, YOU spend too much time planning pointless jokes.)

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

TWENTY-TWO HOURS UNTIL TWOS-DAY TUESDAY.

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@Bulgenen "The Daddy Mac will make ya..."

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Only 22 days until the extravaganza that shall be Twos-Day Tuesday on 22222. Get ready! #2excited

[UCI Cyclocross @UCI_CX]

Tom Pidcock does it again 🌈

🥇Junior CX World Champion
🥇Under 23 CX World Champion
🥇Elite CX World Champion

#Fayetteville2022

[Matt Stephens @RealStephens]

Absolute class from @Tompid today.
Finesse, craft, a deftness of touch, assassin like coolness and ridiculous power in a performance to inspire.

Well done lad.

🌈 #Fayetteville2022

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@TheGreenNiggle My friend @GreenJimll has a cart just like that one in your picture. You should drop him a line and compare notes

[Phil Sturgeon @philsturgeon]

This is all backed by my charity @GrowingTheTrees. Normally I’d cycle over but I’m injured… that’s not stopping us though. We’ve planted 1,000 trees in the last month and there’s about 20,000 more coming, but we’ve got essentially infinite funding for more. Let’s do it now.

[Simon Evans @DrSimEvans]

Please

Please

Please

Stop running silly stories about streaming video's "vast" carbon footprint

It's utterly *ludicrous* to suggest that 0.3MtCO2e is a "vast quantity"

It's one thousandth of one percent of global emissions

(0.001%)

There are bigger fish to fry

Please

[GCN Racing @GcnRacing]

Do we have a future Tour winner on our hands?

"That's what cycling is all about" says @realstephens and we couldn't agree more!

#TourofBritain2021

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@MiddleBrewer @WiteWulf @matt303 Terrible, terrible program which I would never have continued watching had it not been made a PDR objective by my evil manager

[Dan Towns (A196687) @danjtowns]

@GreenJimll @codeMonkey71 How about trying the @MiddleBrewer theme song, Skullcrusher Mountain, to replace the earworm?

[Daniel Lloyd @daniellloyd1]

When sporting greats fade, you question whether the standards have increased, whether that athlete would have won in the modern era, even at their peak.

Mark Cavendish has now beaten three generations of the best sprinters, on the biggest stage. No more questions needed.