DankHobo

Bumming off your Tweets because I have none.

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@wallstreetbutt5 @alfranken Try closing your mouth in the shower.

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@ratlpolicy Events like this are real sorting moments. All of my thirty-something friends are celebrating. Their brains have been melted by social media and foreign agitprop. More DSA foreigners are going to be elected by them.

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@wallstreetbutt5 @alfranken Not even literate, bro.

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@CanadianFir @BenjaminPDixon @SenFettermanPA We’re exhausted of you.

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@wallstreetbutt5 @alfranken Grow up.

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@rekkaj1450 @neontaster Weaker countries shouldn’t start wars they can’t win.

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@rekkaj1450 @neontaster Reality is tough, kiddo.

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@amyklobuchar Thank you for not being a dirtbag like so many other Democrats today.

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@jedgar102 @Liberta_Massimo @neontaster Brother, mainstream liberals engage in open murder fantasy on bluesky every day.

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@rekkaj1450 @neontaster You never really grew up, did you?

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@WillRiker2024 @neontaster What was she wearing?

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@jedgar102 @Liberta_Massimo @neontaster A red hat wearer wouldn’t piss on my grave and film it for TikTok.

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@SteveSchmidtSES Oh, eat shit, you circumcised dick-looking freak.

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@GetRyback92 @Tommy__Roth @jonathanchait You dorks have no idea of the actual numbers in this conflict, and are just bouncing around from Instagram reels.

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@GetRyback92 @Tommy__Roth @jonathanchait Probably about at the same depth as their navy.

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@Regan_Smart @jonathanchait Nice try.

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@rasoolshahcalif @AGHamilton29 Did you please the goat this morning?

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@CatCatsanzo @hodgetwins @RealCandaceO How’s the weather in St Petersburg?

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@hodgetwins You’re all going to Hell, you know.

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@neontaster Red states could probably actually get high speed rail done in the South and embarrass the Democrats’ grift project in California.