Dan Kane

Former writer & anchor of HOLLYWOOD SATURDAY NIGHT News, & cast member of SCANDAL CREST.

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@MW_Royers Give yourselves a failing grade in beating Iowa. And in Math. 🖐️🙂

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@BrianEntin Relax. An NTSB specialist’s travel is not an emergency. Getting the team to the scene is a priority, yes, but the investigative process isn’t dependent on the immediate arrival of any one person. And NTSB investigations routinely take a year.

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@SebMcKinnon The fact that you distracted an Olympic athlete with this issue DURING the Olympics, such that she needed to take time to issue a statement, is ridiculous. But the way she handled it was smart. Much smarter than you.

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@AppleMacGenius @BulwarkOnline @kayleighmcenany She’s not Kayleigh, “genius.” She’s Karoline: @PressSec.

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@ChrisDJackson BREAKING: Chris D. Jackass, perpetually confused and rambling, mixes up Trump with Biden. The lies are undeniable, but for Chris, this is normal.

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@WesleyWilson @SecRubio “A manual on his job”? You’re smarter than that, Wes. Stay in your lane; you handle the oncology, and Secretary Rubio will handle the diplomacy. 🇺🇸

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@anylaurie16 They’re only in charge now because it was such a great four years, Democants.

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@CharlieKNews Charlie, reading through your post and the comments, I don’t see any mention of the former Presidents’ plans for attending the swearing-in ceremony - the main event of the inauguration. Everything else, including lunch, are extras, which perhaps they were always going to skip?

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@MorrisRetired19 @Tyler_T15 “That didn’t just come to her…” You wouldn’t have any idea, Angela. But oh look, you’re in South Carolina. Interesting. 🤔😄

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@gotchradamus 😄 Husker can’t “handle.”

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@HuskerInsanity @ChadLeistikow Trolling a post about recognizing women’s basketball players’ accomplishments throughout the decades — definitely not a good look, tbh, Erik.

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@BrendanBuck So, you.

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@daily_brenda @BrendanBuck Let’s compare her life accomplishments with yours, Brenda.

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@IowaHoops So many great moments in Thurs night’s game but my fav is QB @connor_m30 finding WR @KrisMurray24 on a long route for the touchdown. 😄
#2sports1court 🖤💛

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@TheOrangeKrush @KAMSILLINI Sounds like a good time, until… 🖤💛 FTW

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Krushed. 🖤💛

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@StateFarmCenter @IowaHoops Gonna be so awkward when Jake from @StateFarm has to take Twitter away from staff at @StateFarmCenter. #branding #fraud #PRproblem

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@IlliniProcess @IowaHoops How did someone from IL not know about the reading, writing, & math deficits of Illinois students vs. Iowa students? The answer is in the question. #stoopid 😄

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Congrats @_nickygrex singing with the amazing @AndreaBocelli on @FallonTonight!
👏👏🎄
#holidays #christmas

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@AlecBaldwin I suppose your slogan now is “Well…I didn’t kill EVERYBODY.”