dan

In the end? 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 ends. Nothing 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 ends.

[dan @dankelley]

https://t.co/p0hLUJFLkw

[dan @dankelley]

I fuckin hate it here

This country has turned to a total shithole, it’s bad enough with all the violence that has erupted and then we gotta watch these losers post shit memes all day on official government accounts

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready.

This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

[dan @dankelley]

The limit for YouTube’s ‘Watch Later’ playlist is 5000 videos in case anyone needed to know haha

[dan @dankelley]

lmao

[MLB @MLB]

Today, MLB and @Netflix announced two series featuring the @RedSox:
⚾️ A docuseries following the Red Sox for the entirety of the 2024 season
⚾️ A multi-part series looking back at the magical 2004 season

[dan @dankelley]

Some deaf people don’t know ASL. Some people who are deaf know ASL but don’t understand English language.

I think you missed the part where you have to think about something for more than two seconds before getting worked up about it lmao

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@stclairashley What’s the point of sign language in a video if you have subtitles? Am I missing something?

[dan @dankelley]

I remember in 2009 when the SDXC specification was announced defining future support for up to 2TB and just thinking that will never fucking happen.

[dan @dankelley]

I will take less points on a turn in Scrabble if it means I can put POON on the board

[dan @dankelley]

why would I pay to get stitches when I have

[K͓̽P͓̽ 🗡️ @KrystiPryde]

I've compiled a joyful thread of my favorite photos of celebrities at gaming events, feel free to contribute your own.

We HAVE GOT TO start off with this banger:

[dan @dankelley]

Just wanted a cookie from Mobil and it’s flooded with cops. Never mind 😭

[dan @dankelley]

Every day I put my life on the line—to feed the whole clan. 🙏

[dan @dankelley]

If I see anyone wearing the Picasso Pelle Pelle I will fuckin rob you stg

[Analogue @analogue]

Introducing Analogue 3D.
A reimagining of the N64.

4K resolution.

The future is here.
64 bits of pleasure.

Coming in 2024.

Sign up to be notified when Analogue 3D is available at https://t.co/EoEWYYF6Dl

[dan @dankelley]

Need an octagonal gate restrictor mod for DualShock 4/DualShock 5 and all I can find are ones for Switch/Xbox controllers. :(

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who did this

[dan @dankelley]

fuck

[Analogue @analogue]

Analogue Pocket - Transparent Limited Editions.
Available in highly limited quantities.

$249.99

On sale: Sep 29th, 8am PDT.
Shipping in: 2 weeks.

See more info at https://t.co/UCfveS6bwL

[dan @dankelley]

Only oldheads remember aXXo

[dan @dankelley]

Have to tweet from the PC like a caveman cause my cat is watching his show on my phone