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@Ziiptie Shoulda turned off your comms and made it the world's first no comm team.

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@gobbyvlr True and based. I don't even know what inspired you to make this tweet, or the reasoning behind it, but true and based regardless.

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@TukeShark lol I like how the narrative changes each time. First it was "CS is a real game, with such a difficult and satisfying learning curve compared to other games". Now it's "Actually it's the easiest game to learn and pick up". Make up your minds.

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@pawpflash Wouldn’t they be too busy trying to solve their unemployment to grind games? I don’t think unemployed people actually grind games all day. That’s mainly reserved for IT workers and software engineers that work from home.

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@lnekitty05 @RocketBullets It’s Dambi being flexible for Francis. It’s like when A-Rod moved from shortstop to 3rd baseman for Jeter while on the Yankees.

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@_kodybread Ofc, not all reworks have a lore tease.

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@_kodybread Lore usually does tease reworks though. For instance, Harbor was fiddling with his bracelet in lore memos a bit before the rework.

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@deadsopeak Could be 3rd party software that isn’t cheats but triggered Vanguard. Could be a fresh account for cheating that was in the process of ranking up but got clapped instantly.

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@shrkvnm It’s tactical patty cake.

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@_Ava_VT Crying in the corner in fetal position eating cookie dough ice cream. That’s a manly thing to do, btw.

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@shuewr the red carpet haunts all riot games

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@hoodiann When Phoenix ults, people expect him to come from a place with a lot of noise. So if you ult then shift walk, you can bait people into running towards you. It’s just a little tricky play you can run with an otherwise straightforward agent.

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@BackBingers @DiscussingFilm You’re saying that as if every other online space doesn’t share that same fantasy. This site, Instagram, 4chan, all the same. Hell, it’s even in the real world; Axe body spray turned it into a commercial.

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@JtRunkie @iamdazoom @Reizerra It actually is, albeit implicitly.

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@currydtx Do you mean the stream suggestions can include any type of gaming or your injury prevents you from streaming any type of gaming?

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@shuewr "league" and "low cortisol" are oxymorons.

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@shanevl_ "Got it, I'll just wall our spawn instead. What? You want me to do proper walls? In your dreams."
-every smokes player

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@valohabercisi it seems like he didn't credit you, so next time, just formally and sternly ask for that instead of neurodivergently antagonizing him about it lol. if anything, it seems like he's the one being mature and de-escalating here (again, just going off the dms without context).

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@valohabercisi well, it seems you know why in your reply lol. it's cuz you were rude (or because he claimed you were rude, which you acknowledged instead of refuting).

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@object_mr Well, if you don't view time as a valuable resource, then sure, it doesn't matter. Just like if someone in your research group screwed up your samples, you can regrow them and eventually get the same results and publish the same paper, but that's time you won't get back.