stoopkid

the snack that smiles back (She/Her/Mom)

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[stoopkid @dankneesyrup]

@tru_fru

[monty @monty_avo]

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

[stoopkid @dankneesyrup]

“Let’s not fight on pedicure day” 😂😂😂

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

I need to make this VERY clear. This hatred for Donald Trump was never about Republican vs Democrat. Donald Trump is a horrible human. Horrible humans should not be put in charge of hundreds of millions of good humans.

It's not complicated.

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

i need a man to outman me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[stoopkid @dankneesyrup]

lol if you have a problem with me, just know my kid hates you 😂. “who on earth would have beef with you? Seriously.”

[Previsões ✪ @previsaoastral]

Seus glúteos ficarão enormes, seu cabelo alongará, sua cintura modelará, você entrará em uma fase física inimaginável!

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Being sexually desired but not romantically desired is giving people emotional brain damage out here.

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

may your hairline retreat an inch every time you disrespect a woman

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

Make sure you have a man that looks at you like Tormund did to Brienne 🥹

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

Happy Valentine’s Day to the girlies ❤️

Whether you’re loved, single, healing, or confused,

You are still THAT GIRL.

[mau @villainsaints]

happy valentine’s day to all the fictional men written by women, i wish y’all were real. no one does romance like you 🩷

[stoopkid @dankneesyrup]

All the divorces happening due to partners being named in the Epstein files is amaaaaaazing. Go off queens 👏🏼🫡

[stoopkid @dankneesyrup]

YES. PAHLEASE. I love

[trü frü @tru_fru]

fine. like this and one of y'all gets a free trü frü pr box.

[𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 ⏾ @gh0stfacegf]

whimsy runs through my veins while rage creeps through my bones