penne

i hate that this is here too

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[penne @dankpenne]

my neighbors got a puppy and had a new born in the same month i can’t even imagine how on edge these ppl are

[penne @dankpenne]

i’m definitely entitled to a payout here

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Taco Bell was sued today in a false advertising class action.

Consumers allege that Taco Bell misrepresents the amount of beef in the Crunchwrap Supreme "by at least double the amount."

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

She warned you. And y’all played games.

[Britt Leitner @itsbritlit]

Ariana - “we slept together after you started sleeping with Rachel”

Sandoval - “…yea you kept a t shirt on the whole time, it was sooo hot…”

All of us watching - #PUMPRULES

[penne @dankpenne]

@ChipotleTweets you are KILLING me

[penne @dankpenne]

i knew there was a reason i always have a bad feeling in this tunnel

[penne @dankpenne]

@Rambo49472619 @trinawatters desperate for a solution lmao

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

“How many more children have to be murdered before Republicans in Congress will step up and act?”

– White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, responding to today’s shooting in Nashville

[penne @dankpenne]

omg

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

A husky next to a wolf. 🤯 My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken.

[penne @dankpenne]

@saramichellee1 idk!!! i guess they’re hoarding them all

[penne @dankpenne]

hear me out, eggs at whole foods were only $3

[penne @dankpenne]

thinking about how i missed @raisingcanes opening day bc mandatory office day

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!