haley joel osempic

euphoria high school class of 2012 alum 🏳️‍🌈 | 33

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

i love spam texts

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

U think you’ve seen it all and then a video of Steve-O licking Johnny Knoxville’s pit wearing a DeKalb trucker hat graces ur timeline

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

You make my motor purr BITCCH!!

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Is the sky blue

[Luxury @Dominion_22t]

Do you find this body type attractive?

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

@moonodium She’s not autistic she’s just… Riley

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Coworker who ghosted me got fired

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Got passed over and they promoted a 22 year old four month employee that I trained instead

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Coworker ghosted me for our movie date, management still hasn’t announced the promotion I interviewed for a week after they said I should know, and my dad just backed into my car

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Jesus to attend the last supper

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meg Stalter to play Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ beginning July 6.

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Need him in a way that would get me locked up for 5 days in psych hold

[Z 🦁 ⋆.𐙚 ̊. @TransGavries]

He’s just so boyfriend shaped

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Me talking about my middle school bully

[Pop Base @PopBase]

David Cross says he will “never work with” any of the ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ production crew again:

“They were doing sh*tty things on purpose, I don’t know what to tell you […] They were just so awful to me.”

(https://t.co/eJeknKtZIi)

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Never forget when someone edited a Victorious-style opening credits for Euphoria

[Throwbacks Crave @throwbackscrave]

Remember when someone edited this scene as if Euphoria was on Disney Channel and added laugh tracks 😭

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

@Tig_ol_bitti3s

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

🗣️🗣️🗣️UNCLE MATT WHERE YOU AT🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And thank God for that too

[SLO @SLOplays]

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

The discourse of people saying she bought her baby goes to show that everyone on this app is fucking stupid because how do you not understand the concept of a SURROGATE

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Accidentally liked my coworker’s insta post from 2016

[haley joel osempic @dankstrom]

Did no one else experience the worst year of their life in 2016 besides myself and a select few???

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see