matt

*screams*

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

Sony Pictures to release Spider-Man 4 on May 6, 2011.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Actor and comedian Richard Kind alive at 68

[matt @meatmccoy]

@I_amMukhtar I think you mean:

Elon Musk barely stumbles his way through a weak attempt a call to action for a group of anti-American losers.

[matt @meatmccoy]

@rastamole @BarbT69256525 @TJH191145 @cturnbull1968 So he can out the pedos on both sides of the aisle? Perfect. Let’s get them all in one go. You seem to think having a Clinton in the files is as detrimental to us as Trump definitely being in the files is to you folks.

[matt @meatmccoy]

@SaltymommaBear @MidwestGoBlue @AdamKinzinger @RpsAgainstTrump Yeah, he actually does mommabear. He works FOR the people, we don’t work for him.

[Meteotek @meteotek]

@Sl1m_Skull The industry has never recovered from the 3-hit combo of Bioshock Infinite, GTA V and The Last of Us all coming out the same year to mass critical and financial success.

[Joey @joe_shmeaux]

@lunch_enjoyer I know of a certain Carpenter who wouldn’t find this photo so tasteful. His initials are JC and some of yall need to find him! 😂

[MNJ @Mnjsales]

Costs $0.00 to repost my small black owned business during black history month plz & thank you ❤️

[Karuzen @Karuzen2]

@cruellittlecat My response would of been better, “that looks like a good place to lay down and bleed out my finals moments” ☠️

[matt @meatmccoy]

“Rangers, I am going to feed you to my tarantula.”

[matt @meatmccoy]

So freeing

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Why do men keep saying they want to bleed out here

What does that mean

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?

[Lav💙 @SeattleLavi]

I shook Mike Tyson’s hand at a Dispensary in LAS VEGAS in 2018 he came in our dispensary looking for Bubba Kush & we didn’t have it . He stormed out and never returned to our dispensary. TRUE STORY #PaulTyson

[matt @meatmccoy]

When do we line up our teams and high five while saying “Good game”?

[matt @meatmccoy]

“Concepts of a plan.”

[matt @meatmccoy]

I realized I was getting older when I had to change my browser from 80% zoom to 125% zoom. A humbling experience.

[matt @meatmccoy]

It’s incredible that I sit at work and complain about eye strain from staring at a screen all day, just to go home and stare at a Bigger Screen while also occasionally glancing at a Smaller Screen that I need to carry around with me at all time or else I get weird.

[matt @meatmccoy]

I’m always sad like a 1940s detective would be.