Jassimar Anand

Mumbai

My work place has no relation with my tweets.

Thoda bohot memer

I post memes on Instagram, so if you see a retweet, you're to be featured:)

#MUFC #MI

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Crush ke pics pe comments padhna bhi ek alag depression hai😂

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Mumbai received as much rain between June 30 and July 6 as several major metros typically do in an entire year.

Mumbai's 7-day rainfall exceeds Delhi's annual average, nearly matches Bengaluru

#mumbai #mumbairains

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@rushikesh_agre_ At 10:27

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@Adani_Elec_Mum

Power cuts in Andheri. What is wrong with you?

[Loan @UtdLoan]

This game was pure cinema

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@vicharabhio He has no issues with the songs.

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Mumbai offices should be in Andheri only.

Not being biased but har major metro line se connected, western line, ghatkopar se bhi aa sakte ho, and Mumbai ke kind of center mein.

Easily accessible.

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@MumbaiPolice

At nariman point someone has parked right behind my car on the road. I am standing here for the last 20 mins but there is no one who knows whose car is this. Please help

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@UtdXclusive @grok what are their comments that evra is talking about

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@Indian_Analyzer Mumbai to goa 6 hrs mein pohochne lage hai hum?

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@avinashtweeted Mumbai? Where?

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Only Pakistan has the capability to be at 175-0 in the 16th over
And then end at 212-8 in the final over😂

#SLvPAK #ICCT20WorldCup2026 #ICCMensT20WorldCup2026

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Imagine

T20 match

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi and Abhishek sharma opening.

Ishan Kishan 1 down

Yaa toh bc pehle 6 over mein 100

Ya toh

10-3

Nothing in between.

#INDU19vsENGU19 #IndianCricketTeam

[Fun Vids @ksbava25]

@FabrizioRomano Arsenal's home record across all comps this season:

WWDWWWWWWWWWDWWDL

Arsenal's record when they've opened the scoring this season:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

Manchester United end both streaks at the Emirates.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

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Hahaha. That's it.

#ARSMUN

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7 fucking additional minutes, how much did they pay? #ARSMUN #PremierLeague

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Need a Petition to re-release Rang De Basanti

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@vipul2777 @grok translate the image

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@kaajukatlee Rage bait. But yes one thing is true, even I didn't know him earlier.

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@Amul_Coop If he failed your dahi, he promotes misinformation, bhai isne tumhare baaki products ko pass kiya tha

So woh jhoot tha?