Daniel

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@sizehelpteam It won’t let me DM you?!

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@sizehelpteam my student discount isn’t work please can you help?

[SiHarries @SiHarries]

After shagging Emma Watson, I think there are 3 things you should know. 1st her fanny is tight as fuck a real struggle to get in to. 2nd she takes it over her face without any complaint. And 3rd the staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour at all!

[Seth @sethdarby]

Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet

[Matty Wright @mattywright32]

How to mug off your opponent and make them look silly 🙈we've got Carey on 🔥 @Only1Argyle @argylebird

[Dan Robson @d_jrobson]

All the talk about great passes in the last couple of weeks can we please talk about how good this is from @elliottstooke 🙌🏻 he’s a second row!!

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

How is Twitter still free 😂😂

[Daniel @danlangman_]

She’ll have to say cheerio https://t.co/0gMTkdPD3d

[Parsnips @leahparsonsx]

A frosty relationship

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

What if this American vicar never stops?

[Head of PE @DHSBPE]

Did I mention the fact that we beat ivybridge this afternoon?

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Rare footage shows chemical attack in Syria. A doctor who treated victims of the attack said it was 'like Judgment Day, the apocalypse.' 60 Minutes, Sunday. https://t.co/bywwk82m83

[Aaron Roman @thechartpriest]

Cant believe this happened to me lmao

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@OldSkoolThrilla So very true

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@OldSkoolThrilla I feel I might be watching for some time

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@OldSkoolThrilla 😂 new year new benj

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@OldSkoolThrilla Fancy gym then?

[Daniel @danlangman_]

@laceetuckwell Rate it do you

[Daniel @danlangman_]

Hi jack @jackkimber