Daniel Longest

Software engineering, football obsessive, amateur grillmaster, Hokie.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@thatgirlondeck My condolences on your loss.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@ClaireMax Your faces are nailing the Pixar vibe

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@ClaireMax I was definitely picturing the 2 guys with separate arms version. The only difficult thing was to imagine the logistics of all the arms fitting together. Not difficult to picture you beating 2 at once

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@heckyessica Very sorry for your loss. Prayers for you and your family.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@d0rkph0enix That's so terrible! I admire your positive attitude towards it. Had similar happen to me years ago (a much less nice car tho the bumper got ripped off) and I didn't handle it well.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@d0rkph0enix Headed to the big game tomorrow? Gonna be awfully warm

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@ardalis Knowing nothing about 3d printers, bought an Elegoo Neptune 3 Pro last year for my 10 year old and it was pretty turnkey for a complete novice. Some great FB groups when I had questions.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@ClaireMax You win again gravity

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@cadlymack If you at least erred on the side of cooking too much, that should be worth at least a quarter million

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

Out of context Cris Collinsworth quote just now: "I'm not an expert on anything." I may have to clip it to use later.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@thatgirlondeck I was at a family wedding and my father wanted to leave and get Arbys while the bride and groom were still having pictures taken

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@socialistdogmom Cannot wait to see the birthday treat smorgasbord you've lined up for the guys this year

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

My assumptions, whenever the following people say, "can we have a chat":
Boss: I'm getting fired
Direct report: They're quitting
Family: Someone is dying
Friend: I've done something embarrassing
Doctor: I in specific am dying
CEO: We're all dying

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@Jamie_Dicken My pleasure, coaching that age is so fun. Biggest hurdle is to realize it will barely resemble what you think of as soccer at times :-) My goal was always for it to be so fun kids would keep playing in future seasons.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@Jamie_Dicken Make everything a game of some kind, have all the kids doing something as much as possible. Most kids that age cant understand passing so focus on confidence while dribbling, shooting, spreading out. Check out book by Alanna Jones for lots of skill games for that age. Have fun!

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@scobeard You should start writing restaurant reviews regularly

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@ImJodiB @scobeard This was week 1, plenty of time to get to whiskey slurpees and openly gambling on the heat outcomes.

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@scobeard @ImJodiB For the first time in my life I'm at a swim meet. I should have gotten you cats to give me some kind of primer

[Daniel Longest @danlongest]

@scobeard @ImJodiB We were done with 4 out of 5 events by 815. Relay not until 10. Have broken out the tablets to anesthetize them.

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

It’s that time of the year where I get very upset at the seeding of college basketball teams I do not follow.