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Look if I’m gonna post through it I’m not doing it on here. I’ve come too far.

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Football was a dumb idea

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Ross-Simmons just murdered two of our defenders good lord

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“Well it’s not the Carrier Dome anymore the curse is lifted.”

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Collin ballin’ #Hokies

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It’s been 0 days since ACC refs couldn’t find their asses with both hands.

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Dude screw those penalties man got Gosnell snapped in half.

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When you know your audience won’t read past the headline so you bury the context.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep playing https://t.co/45a9VcRoAo

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@ZacHAttach7 Bro look at a supercut of these two cutting it up on YouTube that shit rules.

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Like dude I guess I see the point you’re trying to make and appreciate the cross aisle collaboration but hear me out real quick. As a man.

Men expecting appreciation and adulation for simply being men has been the whole fucking problem this whole fucking time.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I think democrats would be well served to understand that men have felt unappreciated after the era of “everything masculine is toxic.” They found a home in Trump as he was the only one defending them. We need to present healthy masculinity and offer a home for it.

If you don’t think this is an issue, then you aren’t paying attention.

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Like I dunno dude maybe stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up.

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Modern Men: “Being asked to not treat people like shit just because it’s been normalized in a patriarchal society is a duty not a chore.”

MAGACHAD: “Waaaaah Women asked me to stop hitting on them and control my rage so I’ll vote to keep their rights away waaaaah 😭😤🍼”

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The new SEC is just glamour shots of Matthew McConaughey in a gorgeous leather jacket pointing and posing, absolutely stone-faced and nothing if not in the moment. It just means more.

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Dude that’s the (originally) right call but what the hell is going on with refs this season in college football?! Are they just making it up as they go?

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Okay yeah thats it I’m officially red pilled. U-anon is real.

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If Miami escapes this one I’m going full-blown tin foil hat.

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If Miami escapes this one I’m going full-blown tin foil hat.

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@ARuckus4VT lol close call for a bit. Another season of thankfully not having to learn that lesson. May that innocence last.

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(pssst. hey.)

*checks over my shoulder for Matt Ryan*

(we look pretty good early on)

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Seriously what deity did we piss off and how do we apologize I can’t do this anymore.