Daniel Ridley

I make boxes think.

[Daniel Ridley @danner41]

@SenatorCrossing Cop: you have committed multiple crimes, no driver’s license, vehicle not compliant, no proof of insurance, and there’s a live warrant out for you, so are under arrest.

Her: wHaT??

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@RepThomasMassie He’s being sarcastic, you idiots.

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@Fender I had to seek this out just to say that I was saving up to buy a Stratocaster, but I will never buy Fender again. I’ll save up more and get a PRS.
Can’t believe no one in any meeting spoke up loud enough and called this out for the shit idea it is. Well done, assholes.

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@BaileyCarlin Definite “Hey, look at you!!” energy.

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@historyrock_ Wtf? No.

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@masoom_siii @historyinmemes Don’t you mean, “Erm nyr”

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@masoom_siii @historyinmemes Say “nice shit” in American accent = “nice shirt” in Australian accent

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*sigh* Joe Burrow, please come back and put things right.

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@PicturesFoIder We live in the stupidest timeline.

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@tonyleeramos @ConanOBrien @JohnMayer I SAID THE SAME THING

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@GetOnTap @fasc1nate Same

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@SouthlandPost “Some men…just want to watch the world be inconvenienced by his stupid ass fuckery.”

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@WatcherGuru Elon’s acolytes practicing for when they can get close enough to his asshole.

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@MeekyBlinders Shitty? Those “v”s are consummate.

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@shootermcgavin SAME

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@ilovenostalgia “You IDIOTS! These are not them. You’ve captured their stunt doubles! Find them!!”

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@nessaphelan @Bengals Hey! Fellow St. Paul Minnesotan by way of Fort Thomas, KY. WHO DEY!

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@NoContextHumans It’s Sean Hayes.

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@LolosLetters @thesarahyork The way she worded it was quite confusing and probably made many think the same thing.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Shit Gravy Sandwich