Shoot that guy and 1500 others

STN Daniel, proudly OV-Hoe, City boy ⚽.

[Shoot that guy and 1500 others @Danny_Royce011]

I have come with another real life story again 😂😂.
And what I learnt is you can still get it right and receive the beating of your life 😂😂😂😂.
So this is how it happened the guy had a room mate that was g*y, so that night he was feeling very h*rny so he told his gay.
1/2

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

When you were sure you failed the exam but you somehow passed

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Mosquitos when they see someone weraring shorts

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

to buy a chicken pie a chicken must kpai

[Edgar Sala @edgarsalaf]

La mente femenina no puede entender, ni igualar, la capacidad masculina para crear hermandad de la absoluta nada. Que Dios bendiga a ambos :’)

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

All this Alpha male we de do, na online everything end sha
If girl wey get big breast tell me make I shut up you no fit her pim from my mouth.

[Ryder @RyderNoContext]

Cuando te dice que te acuestes y se empieza a atar el pelo:

[Aprilguy South🇵🇹 @AprilguySouth]

Gay people are peaceful
They’re not a menace to the society
They don’t even go out of their way to show any form of violence or anything
I will JOIN cult

[Big Wizard 🪄 @bigwizarrdd]

The Instagram story of a girl dating a yahoo boy 😂

[MR FOWOSERE @MrFowosereNG]

His wife will think because she’s cooking and cleaning and bathing kids the man is useless, after all it’s “ordinary providing”that men do.

[WHY ALWAYS ME? @2NGOISME]

🫡

[Gold @Goldco69]

I genuinely thought he’d have broken the record already

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

How to deal with this as a Real Man:

- Video record everything

- Take one or two clothes
- Go out and spend time with your friend or just do anything that makes you happy.

-Look for a 3star hotel to pass the night.

-Next morning, go to the police and show them the video. Let them know your life is in danger and ask them to come take her away.

- Demand she payback or bought back everything she destroyed.

-Go back home, Pack her bag and luggage's. Take it to the police station and let her go back to her father's house from there.

-If her family ask! Send them the video.

END OF DISCUSSION.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

He was on another planet

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[Valentina Ortiz de Retes @entropiadevalen]

Si hoy tu novia se te pone chinchuda porque no le regalaste flores amarillas, no hiciste nada malo. Ella está viendo demasiado TikTok.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I told my sister I was saving for my masters. Then something came up at home that needed money and everyone was suddenly looking at my direction.
I know she already told them. Now I zip my mouth about savings.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

🥀

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Trust issues so bad , if you cry in front of me I’ll still be thinking you’re trying to manipulate me 😭

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Never think a woman wont do you like that, yes the fck they will