Danny Albert

professional procrastinator, enlightened centrist

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

Hard hitting questions like "are you going to leave and go to Florida with your brother?"

[Brady Clutchuk @bradyclutchuk]

Just a reminder everyone. cc: @LalimesMartian

[claire (FIVE CUCKS IN BIO) @clairernak]

a trade list only containing 3 recent cup teams and the maga olympic headquarters? groundbreaking

[mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver]

trying to blame canadian media for driving brady out except we all know that you just mean claire hanna because you hate women who have god forbid the audacity to do their job

[chabot for captain @chabotsomething]

thanks for listening steve

[Uncle Shickadance ✈️ 613 🇨🇦 @That80sG]

I bet the Panthers jersey goes up behind his podcast setup, stat.

[corey landsberg @coreylandsberg]

Brady Tkachuk leaving is literally justification for the media asking him about leaving. Serious loser energy to blame anyone other than that 🐍 Brady

[mau 🏒 @sidmeowsby]

the first lightning vs panthers game next season will be brandon hagel’s magnum opus there will be new penalties invented just for him his exploits will remind the world that parts of the geneva convention were added specifically for canadians

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Hi @Senators I will take a CHABOT 72 and my son will take a STÜTZLE 18 in exchange for these cursed rags, please and thank you. I will meet you at Canadian Tire Centre tomorrow at 9 am right in front of the SENS sign. I expect Spartacat to be there.

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

I may hate Ottawa fans but I will gladly have their back in their hatred of Brady Tkachuk. Loser can't be a leader, has to go hang off big brother's coattails.

[Anthony Petrielli @APetrielli]

Didn't even make it to the end of June.

[katie @katieonleafstwt]

Going to be my most unpopular take ever, but I live here, so here goes: Sens diehards are irl mostly awesome. Ignore twitter. Watching them still go all out for a team who hadn’t made the playoffs in 7 yrs reminded me of the Leafs fanbase growing up. They deserve better.

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

Captain of the team and his dressing room didn't really care if he got traded? Brutal

[mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver]

blaming this departure on canadian media is hilarious like did canadian media tell him to go to ufc freedom and to charge 1000$ for autographs in florida too or

[HFTV @HFTVSports]

The butterfly effect of Canada losing the 2026 Olympics will be studied for generations

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

Can't be. Personally, I blame Canadian media for wondering if this guy would eventually force his way to Florida for leaving him no choice but to force his way to Florida

[Danny Albert @dannyalbert_]

@SunGarrioch Loser

[corey landsberg @coreylandsberg]

What a fucking dirtbag.

[SensCentral @SensCentral]

#Sens went 11-5-4 without Brady Tkachuk last season.