Dan Jönes

1990 Sperm race gold medalist! Beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process!

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 @audleyharrison @anthonyfjoshua 23 seconds

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 https://t.co/goNO6GjRNe

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 tweet of the year! https://t.co/8AKtYhYbIN

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday to you, Oleg Luzhny 🐎

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https://t.co/LJcM5Xj9LX

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

Great story! Love Romford Pele! https://t.co/oJV5udQtDt

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 unsure tbh, got a lot of time for Ormaroo! Also can't forget David May #butters #baller

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 what an unreal squad!! Should have got that henna'd on our backs!! https://t.co/gVgWxZQM27

[ItzFat1 @itz_fat1]

Such a beast squad... #AFC

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 sad to see him leave! Got a lot of time for the man https://t.co/JtSjaGJZUK

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Philippe Senderos leaves Aston Villa after having contract terminated. #SSNHQ

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 ORMERO GUT!! https://t.co/wHVyttE4eU

[Kristian Sturt @FootieWriter]

Brett Ormerod has just announced his official retirement from football.

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 great poll https://t.co/zr9OhiaSVB

[AW1886 @ArsenalWay]

Worse #Arsenal signing out of these 4 was?

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@DMPotter1 @aquaman1407 great action shit aswell! mid bite

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@LukeFriendMusic pleasure playing golf with you today mate, enjoyed your company, best of luck in the future 👍🏻

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 GOLD!! https://t.co/2b2hmvme6q

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 what a side this is! Just missing phillipe! https://t.co/CZyUYGHhWg

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

The Arsenal Banter Era XI:

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@Marc_Addlesee @yarnell90 @jackw655 @4aleg15 @FootballVines how key is the person shooting!! Top bins every time!

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

Who made this?! 😂😂😂 http://t.co/kIVSmhSSyz

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@aquaman1407 sad to see Philippe go #gut https://t.co/1jlbgSGmUr

[Kristian Sturt @FootieWriter]

#AVFC have told Kieran Richardson, Charles N'Zogbia and Philippe Senderos they can leave. (Source - Express)

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@4aleg15 real or fake? https://t.co/4zJVTY1PLo

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Shunsuke Nakamura curls in a free-kick into a moving bus. Unbelievable Jeff. http://t.co/0Uhf4yqZV5

[Dan Jönes @dannyboy605]

@CheddarsInc is @dancallum11 going?