Danny Coates

Hello. I like Grimsby Town FC ⚽️⚫️⚪️. Rugby 🏉. Pop Punk 🎸 Books 🤓📚. Usually laughing at something silly.

[The Football Tavern @TavernFootball]

This world cup is really going to have to do something special to beat this moment.

Alexi Lalas calls James Cordon a fucking wanker on television.

And it's live.......

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

Wigan absolutely running riot here. Hull KR defence is an absolute shambles #BBCRL

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Dan Wyke 🦠➡️🧠🔥 @Dan_Wyke]

While arguing that Next can't afford to pay 16-24 year olds the minimum wage, CEO Lord Wolfson forgot to say that for the fiscal year ending January 2026, Next reported an operating profit of £1.236 billion, marking a 13.4% increase from the previous year. #r4today

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

In a sensational bit of Da behaviour, Stuart Pearce just called WhatsApp a website he’s on

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Despite this, anti-immigrant sentiment has increased. Proof that it's a manufactured political issue.

[Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB]

It's a measure of how many World Cup issues there are that I'd forgotten that the games themselves are going to be played in quarters.

[Si @_OfficialSi]

I'm dreading when it's my turn to either marry Katie Price or manage Watford.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

This.

Then this again x 10.

[JoshTalksEFL @JoshTalksEFL]

Is this standard of League Two crap? Yes

Do I support a League Two team?

Sadly

Would I rather watch a L2 game over the Prem?

Absolutely

The standard of football in the division is rubbish, but I watch it because I resonate with it. With the fanbases. Its proper football.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

“Don't swim' at 12 of 14 river bathing sites, as more locations announced.”

Here’s something to wrap your head around.

The only stretch of river graded as ‘Good’ is at Friars Meadow, Sudbury yet from 13th March to the 13th April Anglian Water dumped sewage into Friars Meadow nonstop 24 hours a day for 31 days straight. If you went swimming there during the Easter holidays you were probably swimming in human waste but none of it shows in the data because the EA don’t even bother testing until the middle of May.

PS the EA don’t actually test any bathing site in the country for most of the year 7 and a half months in fact. You go swimming between 1st Oct one year and 15th May the next you’re on your own.

https://t.co/VGBvWJVhkQ

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

Good to have you back in the EFL @officiallydale, well deserved!

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

So frustrating! Salford properly taking the piss out of this ref all afternoon. Town have been poor and the season risks petering out with a whimper. Poor day at the office 😤 #gtfc

[72cast @weare72cast]

Absolute FILTH from Reece Staunton! 😮‍💨

(Credit - @SkyFootball) #GTFC #EFLPlayOffs #EFL

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Labour has released its banned party political broadcast containing quotes from Reform UK politicians

[Owen Catley @owen_catley]

@Official_STFC #gtfc #utm #grimsby
Have that you fraud.

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

You could feel the tension around the ground pre kick-off, but that team were bang up for it today. Incredible performance all round and some atmosphere🔥👏🏼. E-I-E-I-E-I-O ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #GTFC

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

@FBAwayDays “Matthew, that’s excessive”

They just don’t get it do they

[Danny Coates @dannyc1402]

Unbelievable!! An absolute robbery of 3 points but we’ll take it! Absolutely class #GTFC get in! ❤️⚪️⚫️

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Wolves will now receive parachute payments, which is terrifying news for the three little pigs