Danny

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[Danny @dannyg1334]

Best decision I ever made in my life was not letting that loser football team in Dallas control my emotions anymore

[Danny @dannyg1334]

@The_Oddsmaker DWI with a teammate’s SO in the passenger seat

[ᴅᴏxx ⚡️ @new_era72]

“Dallas is my home… But I know for sure I’m not gonna win a Super Bowl there” 😭

[Tyler Meinerding @TylerMeinerding]

France: We present to you, the Statue of Liberty

USA: Here are the Cleveland Browns

[Aaron Schatz 🏈 @ASchatzNFL]

The Dallas Cowboys finished with the No. 4 worst defense in the history of DVOA.

The Cincinnati Bengals were on this list for much of the season but improved in December.

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

The Arizona Cardinals lost 14 of their final 15 games to close the 2025 season.

Their only win in that stretch came against the Dallas Cowboys.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Opposing QBs have a perfect 158.3 passer rating on 20 targets into Diggs' coverage this season (16-286-3)

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

Entering today, Chargers QB Justin Herbert was tied for the most-sacked QB in the NFL (49). In the last two games, he had been brought down 11 times.

This is the first game all season that Herbert will walk away without being brought to the ground. The Cowboys have 0 sacks.

[Danny @dannyg1334]

Beat up on the loser Raiders and
thought this was a serious team 🤣

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

The Dallas Cowboys season is over on the Monday after Halloween.

Just insanely depressing stuff.

A front office that does not care. Players who are left to pay for their sins.

This franchise was great.

It is a reality show now.

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

Second year in a row the Cowboys season is over before Week 10.

Hard to blame anyone else except for the people who built this team.

[Todd Archer @toddarcher]

Arizona was the only team in the NFL without a drive of 74 or more yards this year. They have had back-to-back 74-yard TD drives.

[Danny @dannyg1334]

Mazi Smith and Luke Schoonmaker. Worthless pieces of shit

[Danny @dannyg1334]

@mchxelant I love him even more now that he’s a degenerate gambler 🤣 should’ve known he was a risk taker if he was cool hooking up with Kim K

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My beer is 3 servings. And I’m not crazy, you’re crazy for thinking 12 ounces has to be one beer because some guy with a handlebar mustache said so in a pub 300 years ago.

I drink 4 ounces, that’s Beer #1. The middle 4 ounces, that’s Beer #2. The last 4 ounces, that’s Beer #3. What I’ve done now is changed and manipulated my BAC. I now can drink 21 beers a day.

Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year? You're toast. Stack that up over 5 years? My entire life is different than it would have been otherwise.

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

This was Caleb Williams’ first career game without being sacked

[Danny @dannyg1334]

No way did Rams +3.5 die like that

[Danny @dannyg1334]

Ceedee should be ashamed of himself

[Danny @dannyg1334]

What a nasty piece of shit