Daniel

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

I could definitely get a better time

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

New record: Fastest time to drink a Capri Sun - 10.41 seconds achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany) 🥤

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

Filling up your friends briTa after taking a drink from it is one of the most intimate forms of connection

[Nag Champa Enjoyer @PowellsLeftArm]

Is there a name for the feeling when you all you want out of life is to hunker down and eat pizza and watch movies but you also want to break new ground in your profession but you also want to quit society to live in the woods but you also want to go explore the world forever

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

I miss being unemployed 😔

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

@_volcaNICK He’ll be in your nightmares tn

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

This is what happens when crispr technology falls into the wrong hands

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

I don’t have a BeReal but I like these pictures so twitter gets them instead

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

Something about that morning poop, makes life worth living

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

bro you gotta check out this new show it’s streaming on shbleebo and you log on through your health insurance account

[ret @rad_milk]

burger king carefully adding one single onion ring to your order of fries

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

@youngtiddy I would push you out the window (for fun)

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

@Heisenberg_1999 I use thriftbooks when I want physical copies, cheaper and more environmentally friendly!

[Jean Mputu 🇨🇩 @melfeezy]

willy wonka beating murder charges after the factory

[Daniel @dannyhagh]

@emmyyparis She’s not wrong though 👀

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

I wish there were a finite number of things you could google in your lifetime. oh I’ve only got 600 googles left?? guess I don’t have to know how tall laura dern is. guess I could pick up a book or have a conversation with someone I love