Daniel Hanson

Would Jesus Christ be a pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head?

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@lancelachlan @Benleo @WhiteHouse No

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@AndyBurnhamGM Think you should delete this hahahhahahaha

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@RachelReevesMP @Keir_Starmer Best get to the job centre

[Claire Coutinho @ClaireCoutinho]

Annual cost to power a 100MW data centre:

🇺🇸 £55 million
🇸🇪 £67 million
🇫🇷 £156 million
🇬🇧 £220 million (!)

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@SangitaMyska lol

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

I think this hashtag needs to be trending tonight, don’t you?

#GeneralElectionNow

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@SophyRidgeSky Oh I see in your knees as usual for kier

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@NatalieFleetMP Bananas hahahaha

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

I have never taken part in a coup against any Leader of the Labour Party and I am not going to start now. 2/3

[Claire Adams @claire_adams694]

Where did it all go wrong, Starmer?

The moment you called us “far right” for caring about raped and murdered children.

We never forgot.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Shortly after Boris resigned in 2022, Keir Starmer didn’t even want him to stay on whilst a Tory leadership election happened.

Keir Starmer is now about to “cling on for a few months” whilst a Labour leadership election happens.

Hypocrisy to the bitter end.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Did anyone notice that Keir welled up a little bit when announcing his resignation?

Did anyone notice that we never saw Keir publicly shed a tear for those 3 beautiful girls who were murdered in Southport?

He shed a tear for himself, but not for those 3 innocent children who lost their lives.

The man is a sociopath and we cannot see the back of him soon enough.

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@SophyRidgeSky Pathetic, tears only for himself that's not a leader!

[Daniel Priestley @DanielPriestley]

John Lennon wrote a beautiful song about socialism.

“Imagine no possessions” he told us.

He also:
– helped write his band’s anti-tax anthem, Taxman
– incorporated his IP holdings
– moved to a lower-tax country
– fiercely protected his royalties
- drove two Rolls Royce’s and had multiple luxury homes.
– made sure even the royalty cheques for Imagine were kept safe for his estate so his family would remain wealthy in perpetuity.

If he believed it, he’d have lived it. The trouble with socialism is that even the people who love the idea won’t run the experiment on themselves.

John Lennon writing Imagine while owning two Rolls Royce Phantoms and later having a law suit to protect his royalties tells you all you need to know about socialism in practice.

It doesn’t work outside of the imagination.

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@peterkyle You're a fucking moron hopefully you lose your job too

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

The UK used to be twice as rich as South Korea.

Now, South Korea is richer than the UK.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Elon and the translator help Trump bid farewell to Keir Starmer 🪈😂

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@RepFine @Keir_Starmer Facts

[Daniel Hanson @dannyhanson]

@hilarybennmp Fucking mental

[𝚃ｅ𝚣ｚ𝙰ｌ𝚊ｐ 👀 @TezzaLap]

@AlistairCarns