Danny Harris

retired DJ & ⚽️ manager. avfc fan. architect, self-build dreamer. adopted Bristolian, expired hipster, aspiring chef. ❤️ art & design. views all my own

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

1 Redcliffe Street https://t.co/uuQg9fG9J2

[chaiseburgers @PGrundberge]

@paulwaugh Whatsapp.

Phone lost.

New number.

[Nick Gibb @NickGibbUK]

Over the last few weeks I have been discussing taking up a diplomatic role after the general election. To enable me to do so I have asked the Prime Minister if I can step down from the government at the reshuffle and he has agreed. 1/5

[David Preece @DoctorPreece]

@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK To be fair @RoryStewartUK might be in government by the time you get a slot for an emergency podcast, so...!

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

@mattletiss7 Are you on telegram by any chance ?

[Ministry of Housing, Communities & Local Gov @mhclg]

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Martin Boyd as the new Chair of the Leasehold Advisory Service (LEASE).

Martin brings a wealth of experience to the role where he will help leaseholders and park homeowners and champion their rights 🏘

https://t.co/dQMEBjuFEc

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

Unbelievable shout 1 game in after #avfc drubbing by #nufc - look at us now…

[Oakley Doakley @Gazoaks]

Remember when everyone thought Fergie had lost it…he hasn’t.

He saw things 99% of people couldn’t. #avfc

[Peter barber @PpeterPeter]

haha… quite fun from the FT https://t.co/g1cYnLSW1F

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone put so much emphasis, significance and passion into saying absolutely nothing.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

Hahahaha David Beckham wasn’t having Victoria as coming from a working class family.

[GiveDirectly💸 @GiveDirectly]

After three decades of international work, @RoryStewartUK concluded: don't teach a man to fish, give him cash. https://t.co/2Yj1Fp5yyf

[Rob Warner @Real_Rob_Warner]

@AVFCStatto Closest resemblance to Bruno Mars

[Peter Bill @peterproperty]

Crest Nicholson private sales collapse, prompting bulk sales. In seven weeks to 18th August the sales per outlet per week (SPOW rate) was O.25 - half the rate forecast in June. ‘Several bulk deals’ are being negotiated. Private buyers finding unexpected neighbours won’t be happy.

[AVFC - The Religion @AVFCTheReligion]

McGinn kills it 🤣

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

@mikeprime9 Come on Prime, he’s on the wind up full time and he loves the Villa.

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

So deluded but you gotta love this #avfc

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

👀 “I’m going Konsa over Varane… Casemiro’s not at his best so I’ll pick Douglas Luiz.”

❌ “Mason Mount doesn’t get close to this team. I’m having McGinn every day!”

Gabby Agbonlahor picked his #AVFC & #MUFC Combined XI on Drive 🦁

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster. 

He came to my holiday home in padstow and sat for two days but I only spent about 20 minutes on the picture in the end cause I had an issue with my russell hobbs fridge/freezer and so I had to defrost it and I realised there was some diced goat going off so I made massaman curry. Anyway I thought I’d done a good job of the pic but his management were quite cross and one of them said ‘it’s Harry Styles not Jeremy Beadle's face on a fucking egg’ and Harry just awkwardly kept saying it was an honour to meet me whilst not eating his curry. They didn't take the painting so I spoke to the National Portrait Gallery on the phone and they said they don’t take unsolicited submissions and it was hard to make a judgement on a call so I went in in person and the girl on the desk was really nice but said she wasn’t sure I was what they were looking for and she also said she didn’t want any goat massaman curry because she’s a vegetarian.

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

@HeartOfTheHolte 50

[Danny Harris @dannyharrisuk]

@Nigel_Farage Sounds great.

[Cavit Erginsoy @caviterginsoy]

@grantshapps @Keir_Starmer It’s embarrassing for the country that a senior minister can write such a letter on official paper.

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

@grantshapps @Keir_Starmer Stupidity is rarely more apparent than it is here