Danny

Professional high fiver

[Danny @dannyhendon]

It's all fun and games until you're a passenger and sparky hops out the window of a car he's driving to chase a cat.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Porter, the world’s first driving dog learned how to drive in just 47 days.

He was trained by a driving school in New Zealand that specializes in teaching dogs to drive.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@tier10k He's a special government employee and they can only operate for 130 days. 130 days from inauguration is the end of May. He and Trump have already spoken about this.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@eyeslasho He must listen to @adamcarolla because he stole this joke from him.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@AutismCapital We're so back baby.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@Cernovich I'm a sales manager for an auto group..... Tons of deals to be made out there on trucks. Reach out if you want some tips.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

1. The draft.

Americans as a whole have only lost rights in the last 40 years and believing that there is gonna be an expansion of rights through this administration is an insane sentiment.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

.@alexandracooper: Can we think of any law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body?

Vice President Harris: No

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

We don't deserve him

[Danny @dannyhendon]

They should do this over the area of one of those uncontacted tribes.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

China outdoes itself again…

After setting a world record with over 8,000 drones in a light show…

Now they have a 10,000 drone light show.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

The UFC tonight looks unreal.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

Let's put aside the fact that this is scripted, unfunny and dumb.... If you watch it with the sound off it's somehow even more cringe.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Listen, I’m just not much of a spice guy.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you better off now than you were when I was president?

Our economy is shattered. Our border has been erased. We're a nation in decline.

Make the American Dream AFFORDABLE again. Make America SAFE again. Make America GREAT Again!

[Danny @dannyhendon]

Isn't this the dude that created a snitch line for people to rat on their neighbors during covid? 😂😂😂

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@AutismCapital

[Danny @dannyhendon]

@spectatorindex

[Danny @dannyhendon]

There's no one that can convince me that the 2 dudes that just fought for the welterweight title are the best in the world. #ufc304

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection https://t.co/VCMJvIvJJq

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

We’re not running against a candidate. We’re running against a system.

[Danny @dannyhendon]

The funniest part about this is that @JoeBiden doesn't even run his own X account. Does he even know yet that he's not running again? 😂

[Danny @dannyhendon]

If they're willing and able to push out the sitting president what else are they willing to do?

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Voters don’t choose the President. That has been obvious for a while. Watching a coup against a Democrat, which is a first, is a reminder that the corruption is worse than we’ve ever seen.