Danny

I have to return some videotapes

[Danny @dannyysmith_]

@lancscricket What is the point of him?

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[marc @feelingsplain]

Knowing the right times to drop "ye ye" "aye spot on" "ahaha" and "wtf mad that" to the drunk fella talking shite in the pub is genuinely the most essential skill that a young man can have

[Danny @dannyysmith_]

@TheMasters Harman 120? Was he there for 6 hours?

[Danny @dannyysmith_]

@HeatvsHaters

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

BBC News leading with a cancelled concert. Second on news list: US president threatens civilisational erasure

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

To be clear, this is an opinion column in a major Israeli newspaper advocating ethnic cleansing.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

First time Spurs have been ahead in a home league game for two months.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Do not look for logic where it doesn't exist.

[Danny @dannyysmith_]

Someone on Sky News has genuinely just said “the whatever you call it spring” when talking about Iran. FUCKING HELL.

[the racing newsletter @equinties]

DONT EVER LAUGH AT HIM, HES A FUCKING MONSTER!

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

And people try to blame the fans for dooming every week ARE YOU WATCHING THE FOOTBALL??? OR ARE YOUR HEADS STUCK IN THE SAND WAKE UP WAKE UP

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Look at all the grey haired fossils in the background clapping like seals.

Their entire ideology is wanting to make life as hard as possible for the younger people who pay their pensions, whilst turning the country into a weird moribund shrine to their childhoods.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I didn’t do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers will never understand. So fuck off.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Keon Coleman watching this presser

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

"It’s brewed in The UK. It’s made in the same place as Carling. The little fella with the waistcoat is just part of the con, it’s not even Spanish. It’s not from Madrid. It’s bullshit."

[the racing newsletter @equinties]

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[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

One of the funniest videos of all time.

- Slips like a cartoon character on a banana peel
- Professional photographer there
- Woman literally jumping for joy
- So embarrassed he runs runs away
- Raucous cheers for the top embarrassing moment of his life