Daniel

searching for his next cold one 🍻

[Daniel @danosuard]

You will not be forgotten #ripharambe

[Daniel @danosuard]

How it feels to be back in office after passing my PIP

[Daniel @danosuard]

How much would it cost to get a fighter jet to do a flyover at my wedding

[Daniel @danosuard]

@fionaapplescock Wat dat mean

[Daniel @danosuard]

I told babe I need you on my playlist but you gotta hit the right notes

[Daniel @danosuard]

Told my mom a plan I came up with and she said she loves my little fantasies. Wtf this could easily happen any day now.

[Daniel @danosuard]

@SPIDERCRAWLING what’s wrong with soft lips

[Daniel @danosuard]

@bigmanpezza My brother used to read my tweets back to me days after I posted them

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Sorry about my tweets sometimes I’m just bored

[Daniel @danosuard]

@11kmrn I miss the first year when I was working when I didn’t even have outlook installed on my phone

[Daniel @danosuard]

I just know my coworkers think i’m annoying the way i’m always giggling at some bullshit on my phone

[Anarch97 @anarch97]

Are there still any adventures a young man can go on

[Daniel @danosuard]

@fionaapplescock Banger

[Daniel @danosuard]

@grinschorus Think bigger and do chess

[Daniel @danosuard]

I told babe if she wants to make the starting 5 she gotta set screens and hit back door cuts

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

her: Are you even listening to me

me: No look tho *Trying to drink rum but im a skeleton and it just falls out of my ribcage*

[Daniel @danosuard]

@wy4bt That’s Chip

[Daniel @danosuard]

@mikehunnidproof That’s a little chef