Dan

my fungus period has been bubbly

[Maryam @hell_line0]

So…2026. Women are being advised to play Disney songs if a man is secretly recording them with Meta glasses. Not because it protects them. Because copyright law is enforced faster than women’s safety...

[Chavo del Toro 🖌️ @chavodeltoro]

Con todo cariño les informo a los que hicieron trampa en el examen de la UNAM, que en caso de que se repita y no salgan, no se me preocupen, siempre pueden llegar sin pedos a la Suprema Corte de Justicia de la Nación, presenten su examen FAKE de la UNAM en ventanilla, de nada!

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

i absolutely HATE how Palestinians had to become content creators to make people care about them FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸

[Softboy @softboywin]

We've officially entered the era of the B+ employee.

The one who shows up. Delivers. Easy to work with.

But refuses to be the hero.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

If you don’t whisper “What the fuck” to your email at least 5 times a day, are you even in corporate?

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Does anyone remember when Elon Musk criticized MacKenzie Scott for giving away billions to help vulnerable people?

Now he's calling José André who has fed thousands of people in some of the world's worst disasters an asshole.

No, Elon.
You're the asshole.

[AARON @lidolmix]

the track lengths omg nobody wants to make long songs that breathe and take their time anymore

[shakirastuff @shakira_stuff]

we think the song of the summer should be the song that’s spent the past month at #1 globally

[Gil McGowan @gilmcgowan]

The CEO of Shopify, one of Canada’s largest corporations, says the poor and the elderly should not be allowed to vote. It’s pretty clear that billionaires are the real problem, not ordinary citizens.

[Supel Latón @Supel_Laton]

Desde que todo el mundo lleva un móvil con cámara, se aparece menos la virgen y aparecen más casos de abusos policiales.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

actually no Rolling Stone this is the song of the summer

[Teevirus Spinks 🏳️‍🌈🚌🔋🚴🏿‍♂️ @teevirus]

The best time to plant trees in anticipation of hotter summers was 20 years ago. The next best time is today.

[Nora Loreto @NoLore]

Fascism. He wants fascism.

[👑KaluluVT💎 @KaluluVt]

So just because terrible people have children, they suddenly shouldn't face the consequences of their actions?

[Sam @SamCKx]

Imagine having 750 billion dollars, and instead of doing something truly beautiful for humanity with that money, your only goals are to spread hateful & divisive misinformation & be the world's richest man, no matter what.

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

Chris Brown is finally going to jail but all it took was him hitting a man instead of a woman for them to actually do something smh

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Decades into her career, Shakira remains an unstoppable force — and her current streaming success proves it.
https://t.co/MxLHR6xMbN

[Wild Wild Invest @mmomboisse]

AI required to make it so. Pathetic