in general i think chris is a huge freak and dan is a chill guy, which leads to things like chris eating his face clean off making out or dan getting his feet huffed ferociously. dan has to (try to) keep his cool though, since his boss cleaaaarly can't
when ur boytoy decoy is kind of overeager and you meant to get him drunk to try and be a manipulative asshole but he ends up slobbering all over u instead