Shimoli

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[Shimoli @danshimoli]

Aura.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Cold goal. Cold celebration. 🥶🥶🥶

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

the real midlife crisis at 30 is realizing you spent your 20s chasing compound interest instead of a 100x

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You should study what makes you defensive. The topic you avoid, the joke that irritates you, the question that feels insulting, the feedback you instantly reject. Defensiveness is usually the guard dog sitting in front of a weakness you have not trained yourself to face.

[James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath @JamesThrot]

As a neurologist, it is now patently clear to me that the vast majority of people on the planet are suffering from neuroinflammation or brain damage (likely both)

The way people speak & behave has changed. Markedly so.

Whether irl, or via messaging/social media. It’s noticeable

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@WinnieSpeaks @StandardKenya Holy AI

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@hicasamadim 72

[Gamingtronium @Gamingtronium]

Senior backend interview question:

You deleted the data.
You deleted the backups.
You deleted the logs.

A court order says produce the records.

They still find them.

Where?

[Cornelius @Corn_hlungwan]

My girlfriend still hasn’t received her salary… what’s going on there?

[signüll @signulll]

“man shouldn't be able to see his own face. there's nothing more sinister. nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. and the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. he had to bend over, stoop down, & to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

the inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.”

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

I'm just discovering Tshala Muana ❤️

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@RealNate08 Cheaper when you book online.

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@abbie_maggy such a male-centered opinion, no?

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

The easiest man to manipulate is the one who still believes every relationship is governed by fairness. People will like you and still exploit your patience. They will admire you and still compete with you. They will love you and still choose their own incentives. Maturity begins when goodwill stops being your security system.

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@nick_chalo @georgediano Results are literally how we measure intelligence and competence in the real world. She was IEBC Chair , that’s not a job mediocre people survive.
Calling educated women “stupid to the core” while typing from your keyboard from your 1bd is wild.

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@RamzZy_ Or just employ a brother...

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@LarryMadowo Kenyans have never experienced anything go smoothly. So they are not understanding what Larry is trying to say.

How do you compare this with your village weddings.

Exposure muhimu...

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@KenyanSays Tactic ya kukeep rent low...

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@JosephMasta2 What type of thinking is this?

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@Anumudujude1 https://t.co/u798VYJePz

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

@PeterNdegwa_ @SafaricomPLC @SafaricomET Customer service/relationship has been poor tbh...

[Shimoli @danshimoli]

holy shit

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

No, seriously, you can't trust screenshots anymore