Danny Simms

Mobile Money|Telcom|Software engineering|Payments|Father|Futurist

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@OptaJoe @CAF_Online Worst boring match ever..Cabo verde had 10 defenders

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@ArapTilingi @NPSOfficial_KE These are thieves

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@Alvin_Kanindo We have a very clueless and useless #£%^...There is no by-election

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

Kubernetes Objects Cheat Sheet ☸️

→ Pod – The smallest deployable unit that runs one or more containers.

→ Deployment – Manages stateless applications with rolling updates and scaling.

→ StatefulSet – Designed for stateful workloads like databases with persistent storage.

→ Service – Exposes Pods through a stable network endpoint.

→ Ingress – Routes external HTTP/HTTPS traffic to Services.

→ Gateway API – The next-generation, more flexible replacement for Ingress.

→ ConfigMap – Stores non-sensitive application configuration.

→ Secret – Stores sensitive data such as passwords, API keys, and certificates.

→ Namespace – Organizes and isolates resources within a Kubernetes cluster.

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

The Interior PS is always posting roads under construction and holding bodaboda meetings, while the CS Interior is busy picking battles with politicians while the security of Kenyans continues to face obstacles! This is terrifying!

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@BravinYuri Most saccos systems use coop bank..should we be worried

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@ItsJeffreyJeff Sad and someone is busy with Gachagua every single second...🚮🚮

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@Alfayaz11 And the army are just a glimpse away

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@moneyacademyKE There is a difference between contribution and forced deduction

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@Timhazard254 @zablonorina1 If its annual thing, i have until june 30th 2027 to have the car inspected ama namna gani?

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@gitweeta The salaried hakuna any...

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@moneyacademyKE Fuck the courts

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@NSE_Investors Absa n coop

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@ntsa_kenya Corruption nonsense..hizo nissan za ruaka, lavington...

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

Hello failures @ntsa_kenya can you confirm whether our vehicle inspection centres have even the very basic equipment required to carry out proper roadworthiness inspections? I would like to know if you are equipped with the following, brake testers, suspension testers, play detectors, headlight beam testers, steering free-play testers, diagnostic scanners, exhaust emissions analysers, diesel smoke meters and proper equipment to inspect the chassis and underbody.

I’m not expecting you guys to have sophisticated or high-end inspection technology. These are the absolute basics used in many countries to determine whether a vehicle is genuinely roadworthy. We really need to be honest to ourselves and to the tax payers at some point, we must decide what our priority is. I urge you guys to be genuinely serious about road safety and protecting human life, or are the inspections simply another revenue collection exercise? We cannot keep claiming to value road safety while failing to invest in the very basics needed to assess it properly.

Some of us know a thing or two about this sector and thus we are only trying to assist clueless people who pretend to know it all.

It is what it is.

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@RealNate08 Karendi or kikuyu

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@TrollFootball May the next team thrush them.

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@LlewellynOuya Etica to the world

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@thinkabouditt @AfricanHub_ Nah!!Have sat next to lot of chinkos and some of them have that ominous smell and sone not even brushing their teeth..

[Danny Simms @dansimi]

@moneyacademyKE No wonder they are crying out loud on the recent court ruling...Pensioners should be free to choose their pension whether public or private for tier 2