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leftist; SRE; incident response expert. Opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

[pip-pop bim-bam @danslimmon]

1. We have detected a database anomaly. Our engineers are investigating.
2. We have deployed a fix for the database anomaly and are monitoring the situation.
3. Service has returned to normal operation.

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love love love how bitchy these disney princesses look

[AIC: Arts of the Americas (Bot) @aic_americas]

Double-Spout Bridge Vessel in the form of a Double-Headed Serpent https://t.co/QSDXFh3GVd

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.

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just realized that situations can have multiple facets… this changes everything

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permanent mood: this lady from the "Make your shirt explode!" scene in Castle in the Sky

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many such cases ("The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester)

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Is it bad to break up with your significant other by means of a powerpoint presentation?

[sam :) @samyyjami]

how I felt during the talking heads category on jeopardy

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me, desperately trying to remember the name of Guns N' Roses 3rd album

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This is what it's like every time i drink a sip of red bull

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Johnson, I need a report on how our site performs for the worst 1% of our users. I mean the REAL fuckups and scumbags #datadog

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unfortunate choice of words

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oh hell yeah, this my shit

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Howl's Stationary Castle
Kiki's Junk Removal Service
My Landlord Totoro
#boringghiblifilms

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this rosh hashanah… experience the next thrilling chapter

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correct names for groups of birds:

- a murder of crows
- an aggravated assault of pigeons
- a mugging of geese
- a drunk and disorderly of seagulls

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my neighbor totoro is fucking lame

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Google Cloud Platform has introduced CloudFlux, a brand new AI-powered time travel service

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mmm, steamed hams

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LMAO if you're still rolling your joints without first inscribing the true name of God on the filter